dial up noise

please like me

[wheel-skellington]

Dark tumblr, show me the wholesome then/now anime discourse

[sir-argues-a-lot]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[lefthandedtoons]

The Standard Model of Ario Theory | Left-Handed Toons

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1914/

[esser-z]

….

[sheep-kinta]

you

[mixetypoo]

I was handed back this cursed thing in art after making the head,,,

[mixetypoo]

I feel like ghost adventures is just a montage of everyone sending Aaron into spooky situations against his will

[erarg]

[unclefather]

Who? Who did this? I want names and social security numbers. I’m about to ruin someone’s credit for this post specifically

[neonhoney-deactivated20170512]

ME AS A GHOST

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[marlboro-trans]

Terfs: wombyn are their ovaries!!! Ovaries make a wombybybynnn. Accept that u are a womynbdgnn you have ovaries !!!!

Me, a trans man on the danger list for ovarian cancer and is going to get them removed in the distant or near future:

not for long

[lesmercy-deactivated20190205]

You’re still female whether you have ovaries or not lmao

[marlboro-trans]

You heard it here first folks!! Females are females regardless of whether or not they have ovaries, so trans women are women regardless of their lack them. Well said :)

[shitposts-n-shenanigans]

You played yourself like a damn fiddle, fool

[moonsofavalon]

i love watching terfs run circles around their own logic:

“you need ovaries to be a wombyn!!!”

transman: guess who got that shit removed I’m a Real Boy™ now

“nO not like that you still have a uterus that makes you female!!!”

ciswoman who’s had a complete hysterectomy: guess i’m not a woman then

“tHAT”S NOT WHAT I MEANT if you have a vagina/vulva you’re female!!!”

transwoman who’s had bottom surgery: oooh i’ve got one of those does that mean i’m a Real Girl™ now??”

“NO YOU DON’T HAVE OVARIES OR A UTERUS”

literally everyone except terfs: *squints*

i especially love to person in the notes who brought up needing to have “female muscle/fat distribution patterns” like I have some incredible news for you about exactly what Hormone Replacement Therapy does…

[dragonofyang]

[somethingextraordinarilynew]

Reblogging to show that terfs dumb crazy

🌟Reblog to piss a terf off🌟

[oolongangel]

🌷reblog to support & uplift a trans person🌷

[crimsonmeadows]

“Please, Mama give me thy

Potato “

[veggiedaddy]

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a wolf disappears from a pack without a trace, the absolutely biggest chance is that it has died. The reason your dog loses its shit every time you get home is because as far as they’re concerned, you keep coming back from the dead over and over again.

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[princessoftypos-blog]

i wanna know the story behind this

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[andromedafalls]

What the FUCK

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is emotional drama, it’s all chemical warfare and espionage 

[its-episode-boi]

At my school a dude rode a dirt bike through the school and then out the door….no explanation, just decided that “Yep, this is a good idea”

[whitepeopletwitter]

Kev? You okay there, buddy?

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being able to sleep very quickly is an underappreciated gift.