If I Cant Move Heaven I Will Raise Hell

Michael! Pretty gay.

[sidewindervx]

[omgitburnssogood]

amy schumer is the queen of subtlety

[thetrippytrip]

[gunnslaughter]

*throws this in sideways*

[dailydot]

Trump Against Humanity takes a famously inappropriate card game and makes it yuge

The concept behind Trump Against Humanity is relatively straightforward. It takes the Cards Against Humanity model and simply replaces the sentences with actual things Trump has said.

[tehnerdlyfe]

I DIDNT THINK CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY COULD GET EVEN GET CRAZIER

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

OH NO

[theshitneyspears]

WHY IS THIS WHAT MY BEDROOM LOOKS LIKE

[casedclositedace]

“teachers don’t give too much homework”

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

all i want is context

[optimussentinel]

the context is above you

[hashtagloveloses]

i really hope they helped clean this up and didn’t leave the poor janitorial staff to do it all

[swoleintheforce-deactivated2020]

I saw the original post on Reddit. That’s all 4 years worth of homework (they save it up for this tradition) and the underclass men clean it up (3 years of cleaning it up earns you the right to do it your senior year). The janitorial staff are there to hand out trash bags, but that’s it.

[digoxin-purpurea]

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

[sirjefetheboss-deactivated20210]

Oddly inspiring

[srsfunny]

Just The Card I Needed

[instacelebs]

[endowe]

I swear I love her so much 😩

[wnq-writers]

I hope you fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them.

abc-xo  (via wnq-writers)

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

What actually happens when gay guys see other gay guys and straight people aren’t around

[thepersonalquotes]

[unbabed]

She was a thunderstorm that ruined your plans, she was a good dream that you were woken up from, she was a test you failed that you thought you had aced, but she was everything to you. She was a roller coaster that made you throw up, she was a scratch on your new nirvana record, she was the feeling of guilt when you told a lie, but she was also the sun. She was breakfast in bed and goodnight texts. She was the smell of the rain and late night phone calls. And now shes gone and although she’s still the sun to me, now she’s everything to someone else.

Sunday afternoon (via unbabed)

[squarizona]

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

[cwote]

Start now. Start where you are. Start with fear. Start with pain. Start with doubt. Start with hands shaking. Start with voice trembling, but start. Start and don’t stop. Start where you are with what you have… just start.

[littlehuntythings]

[elreyputo]

Me

[mixhaelsays]

So I guess I'm that terrible

That my last didn’t deserve a response because I was right about what I said I mean I’m sorry I messed up and hurt you but I would honestly never do that again. I’m sorry if you never want to try again and this time slowly but I would understand. If you’d want to do what you suggested if that’s the only way I can have you I’m all for it.