[miyuchui]

grimmjow: [staring intensely at ichigo's chest]

ichigo: what is it?

grimmjow: it's your shirt.

ichigo: what's wrong with it?

grimmjow: it's still on you.

[miyuchui]

ichigo: i have decided that i am, in fact, a snack. people just aren't hungry.

grimmjow [under his breath]: i’m starving.

[miyuchui]

dazai: you like bad boys, huh?

chuuya: yeah.

dazai, to wingman atsushi: tell him.

atsushi: he's just the absolute worst.

[miyuchui]

dazai [getting into an elevator]: hi, you going down?

chuuya: well, not without dinner and a romantic movie.

[miyuchui]

dazai: no, i wouldn't die for you.

chuuya: what?

dazai: i'd live for you. my whole life i'd been willing to die, but for you? i'd live just for you.

[miyuchui]

kirishima: can i sit here?

bakugou: that's my lap.

kirishima: is that a yes?

[miyuchui]

midoriya: nobody's perfect.

todoroki: well then, your name must be "nobody."

[miyuchui]

chuuya: once when i was little, i—

dazai: *chuckles*

dazai: "was"

[miyuchui]

karma: i got you a flamethrower for your birthday!

nagisa: i said i wanted a bubble gun. that makes bubbles.

karma: i swear i heard flamethrower.

[miyuchui]

dazai: chuuya gave me a rock today.

atsushi: he threw it at you.

dazai: he's very sweet.

[miyuchui]

rin: we’re like cocoa and marshmallows.

haru: how?

rin: you’re hot and I’m on top.

[miyuchui]

dazai: can we have a birthday cake?

kunikida: it’s not your birthday.

dazai: the cake won’t know.

[miyuchui]

eren: how tall are you again?

levi: height is a social construct.

eren: ah, short.

[miyuchui]

person: are you yuichiro's boyfriend?

mika: boyfriend, family, best friend, and if anything happens to yuu-chan, your worst nightmare.

[miyuchui]

levi: i don’t do relationships.

eren: *exists*

levi: shit.

[miyuchui]

yumeko: mary-san, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

mary: hell yeah i do, you're a real bitch sometimes.