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Hermitcraft is great because they come up with the most unhinged governments in the world
The only law enforcement that exists is 2 extremely corrupt and useless cops in service of the permit office whose sole role is meant to be making sure the shopping district is managed well (they're bad at it). The permit office, which is literally the only form of government, is just two dudes - one of which hates working and loves annoying people w useless bureaucracy to the point he could claim French citizenship with that behavior alone.
You CAN sue people but lawyers don't need any special qualifications and the judge will mostly sentence you out of vibes and might even sentence your lawyer for being annoying. And then it'll be considered completely normal and understandable for that lawyer to get so mad about it that he infests the judge's home with the scariest biggest meanest monsters that exist in the world, to kill the judge over and over and kill everything he cares about. And it would only be considered a crime if the judge chooses to sue - IF he's able to sue even though he's the judge
One of the funniest things about hermitcraft imo is the varying relationships between the devs and the hermits
Because on one hand you have some veteran players who have affected the very way in which minecraft has evolved, who have shared servers with the devs, tested new features or gotten references added to the game on their behalf, such as Doc or Etho
Then you have players who haven't interacted much with the devs but get sponsorships from mojang to promote various minecraft events or products, like Grian or Joel
Or hermits who don't have any relationship with mojang or the devs beyond that of your average player, like Wels
And then there is Cub who is knocking on the lead developer's bedroom window at three in the morning with a list of every promise they have ever broken
”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience
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The watchers eepiest soldier
I've only had EthoBeaver for an hour but if anything happened to him I'm violating the Geneva Convention
etho is truly an enigma. doesn't post hermitcraft episodes for 2 months, then comes back with a terraforming video. okay cool, i love hearing etho talk about his builds. throughout the episode he explains that he enjoys adding realism to his builds. yknow the curvature of the river has to make sense
and like sure etho, i dont really pay attention to that but it's a nice detail. hard cut, he's done terraforming and he walks to the lake he was creating and explains "oh yea i added a beaver dam, because i wanted to explain why the river is lower than the lake" and like ???
man goes off on a tangent about beavers, explains that beavers have orange teeth in reality as opposed to the pristine white teeth they have in cartoons, ponders on the fact whether we as humans would choose stronger orange teeth over conventially attractive yet weaker, white teeth. then he explains he's thinking about adding more beaver stuff, a little beaver lodge for the beavers to raise their young, bird nexts ontop of these lodges, a coyote stalking the beavers, fallen trees that the beavers have been chopping down.
then he goes "oh i actually spend some time figuring out how to build beavers" AND THEN
there's even an orange to white gradient on the beavers teeth..
effervescent , truly nobody does it like him
yall if Joel goes to exile we get jevin and joel interactions. Jevin’s already embracing the insane what happens when we add Mr. Mania Man
team send joel to exile so he joins the cult