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[yokowan]

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[wizardshark]

FUCK I'M SORRY

[bnq]

dog goes gorp

[softsoup642]

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

[raccoonboywrites]

[donesparce]

me and the girlies watching rot and decay occur

👁👁

[donesparce]

me and the girlies watching you trying to spell mushroom

👁👁

[bimboid]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the boyf just sent me this I am… yelling

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tiktoks-we-like]

Bringing this vid back bc this reply made me cackle.

[animusrox]

When you’re watching a show/movie that doesn’t have a built in fanbase

[dragongirlafro]

release yourself from your shackles. be horny about furries on main

[lugmilla]

[christianstepmoms]

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

[christianstepmoms]

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[christianstepmoms]

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[christianstepmoms]

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[christianstepmoms]

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[christianstepmoms]

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[christianstepmoms]

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[christianstepmoms]

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[exifzilla]

Siel i love you and i mean this in the nicest way possible, what the fuck

[christianstepmoms]

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

[jo646x]

[sloppystyle]

[subspaceskater]

you try to glomp me but i parry it flawlessly

[wetslug]

me going thru an artists entire spotify discography to confirm i only like one single song

[marisatomay]

my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn’t happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn’t ruin everyone else’s dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left

[marisatomay]

it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

[marisatomay]

I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light

[marisatomay]

the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn’t just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and asked nicely if he could have some pasta i did share with him

[marisatomay]

sometimes you’re an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out

[rivkahstudies]

OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and prioritize yourself bless u

[rylandsgrace]

What if i told you this is the funniest thing i have ever seen