Just Fuck Me Up

Mary. 26. Louisiana. I’m here strictly to have a bad time.

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I just wanted to wish you a happy 40tj anniversaruy

[nayohme]

who are you talking to?

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Giant unagi eel

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

ive got nothing new to say i should be shot

[loanboard10k]

Humans are Gods passion project where as Crabs are his job

[brown-forking-weed]

KEEP THE DEATH THREATS COMING

[evilwizard]

returning, disloyal tumblr users (TWITTER DEVIANTS) should know about the WIZARD TITHE !

basically you have to pay a WIZARD TITHE

[cryptotheism]

[theunfairfolk]

WIZARD POST: hey why the FUCK did i just get hit by a bunch of falling knives

[evilwizard]

oh… those finally came down…

[actuallygrimes]

ok if u want like endless refreshing beverages that are basically free like, just buying a bit of mint and putting it in ice water is truly a game changer.  started doing this yesterday and i feel noticeably more hydrated altho its kinda chicken/egg because im probably drinking more water because it tastes better.  anyhow, i feel like this is a good thing to give guests if you are entertaining guests too.  

also this isn’t my house its an air bnb so don’t judge the decor i would def put floral wallpaper up if i had weird protruding things on my walls like this and i certainly wouldnt waste time and money framing a picture

[boorapika-archive-blog]

grimes what you be talking about ever

[paper-mario-wiki]

i still think its so funny that someone walked up to a world leader in the street with a gun made of duct tape and PVC pipes and batteries and killed him in front of a crowd of people and in the following months everyone in the country was like "wait yeah he had a point"

[canongingeredwardcullen]

hello twilight tumblr. right off the bat I’d like to say that bella and edward were at their PEAK in this specific scene. they have never looked better and never will. no I don’t take criticism

[dalle2]

“Extremely cropped eye contact closeup of morbidly depressed hungover dried-out Spongebob in Hawaiian shirt working as a cashier at Trader Joes, zoomed telephoto lens, 100% maximum zoom level, nanoresolution, extremely dramatic lighting, cinematic photograph, 4K UHD remastered”

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[amateur]

this lady is an icon i fear (x)

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[mr-selfdestruct]

[saulwexler]

shamed:(

[roycohn]

[necromancelena]

she let me hit it from behind because of viewers like you (thank you)

[david]

[designpatternpirate]

(via david)

This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

[designpatternpirate]

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

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[guyfierisbf]

happy mc pee pants disses kingdom hearts day

[grimeclown]

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

[grimeclown]

Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

glad to see we're being normal on this one

[quietdoppelganger]

[angelicguy]

shooting incredibly heartfelt, modest threes alone in my gothic basketball court