real girlmatt fujohnson

bea. any/all. sooo normal. love my mutuals & my bf

[mmattjohnson]

adult. your favourite canadian mutual. i am so silly and so odd and my asks are always open :3

ask me about canadian music + media... i will love you forever if you do this i promise... please............

i ❤️ my kenz my stan my kels my andre for evers they are my beautiful friends who i love for always

icon by @gummygoby and header by @st5rcrest!

(fka. francis, eddie, bennie, basil, oleander/ollie. if you know me as any of these they are also fine)

you might know me as: mjbirdie, muppettozier, jollllyy, kasplikovsky, eddiemunz, daisybf, oliveism, yankovic, tomfpaulkins, and probably also more urls that i can't remember... i change them all the time

umm draw me things... pretty pleaaaaseeeeee 🩵

by @gutterball (the bestest ever)

[crab-milk]

first day as a defense attorney! surely nothing bad will happen!

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[werewolfetone]

History degree day 1: the past is so compelling to me. I just love learning about how our ancestors lived. and it’s so interesting how many of them had a fundamentally alien yet perhaps ultimately relatable in context mindset to our own. maybe one day I can begin to understand it?

History degree day 1000: forty martyrs of england and wales ranked by how good they would’ve been at posting on twitter

[buck-yyyy]

@mmattjohnson

[algenpfleger]

here’s a quick-ish lighting study from a fury road screencap

[graymccarrol]

someone on twt said this should be redrawn with famous jay, and i was only happy to oblige

[scramratz]

Cigarettes are my safe food

[oldinterneticons]

[bogdreamz]

you goin on a date?

[bogdreamz]

sitting on your shoulders

[bogdreamz]

okay just one more

[bogdreamz]

how wonderful

[figtional]

we can stick to each other.

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[no-one-offical]

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[totally-cis-offical]

I used to love take me to a useless website

[transcmd]

chris tanev is like if noah kahan was hot

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[koloss-part-2]

[probablysomethingtm]

Lmao we have to fucking destroy this company are you fucking kidding me with this shit

Google Search as you know it is over | TechCrunch

Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and

[probablysomethingtm]

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

[probablysomethingtm]

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

[probablysomethingtm]

[skltart]

hey man, let's make up a universe where we get to be childish and annoying forever together <3