[cosed]

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

[2colde]

[my-dailydreams]

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[crazy-brazilian]

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[sergal]

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[clayorey]

Wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? This is a baby Blue Heron.

[leviathan-supersystem]

this baby Blue Heron killed the dinosaurs.

[justdavina]

@justdavina Haute Couture 2026

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[pardonmystardust]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[sillysayaka]

you didn't do it. you crazy son of a bitch you didn't do it

[aretis]

@eliesaabworld

ELIE SAAB Haute Couture Spring Summer 2026

[macklesufficient]

bad news everyone: i have a take

[owenthetokencishet]

When the male lead and female lead make it to the end of the story without kissing

[targetedknowledge]

[naking]

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

[danistotallyuncool]

The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD

[ranch-dressing-flavored-frog]

Both of these accounts still exist. I hope they see us peering into the corpse of their former selves.

[k-eke]

Eat your veggies or else ….