*muffled ribbits*

He/It ~ Miles ~ Grown Ass Man ~ Silly ~ Free Palestine

[unstablecryptid]

good riddance live

[cassassinated]

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

[mythicalwashrag]

[useful-info-haver]

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

[nyxgoddessofcandles]

There's more to do actually, now

go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999

additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm

also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false

note! this will limit video to 1080p

and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google

[vortex-vt]

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[cutecipher]

hrt should be free and they should give it out at every medical clinic

[cutecipher]

[ranch-dressing-flavored-frog]

Guys wait how do I draw thin people I don't even know. How do their waists work. Help.

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[do-not-u-dare]

reverse censoring where everything EXCEPT the swear words are crossed out.

[ranch-dressing-flavored-frog]

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[jane-inferno]

we are the daughters of the Sauls you couldn’t call

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[garaks-padded-bra]

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

so now I'm gay for nothing?

[garaks-padded-bra]

now youre gay for nothing.

[beardedmrbean]

Thank you google, very informative

[monidoll]

its kinda hard to celebrate trans day of visibility because the visibility we're getting lately is like

[yet-another-heathen]

[yet-another-heathen]

[ranch-dressing-flavored-frog]

I love when a gay blue mouse reblogs my posts.

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[warcrimesimulator]

[waknatious]

[motziedapul]

Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Updated post lore, folks.