Low Quality Queen

** Katie ** 23 ** MD ** My blog is very unorganized**

[toastbutteregg]

[unclefather]

apex predator

[randomfandomteacher]

I’ve never seen a real life cat look so much like Garfield

[adrasteiax]

Mary Oliver, from Worm Moon in “Twelve Moons”

[kittygallore]

Our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened

[greengrapesoda]

[depsidase]

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

[randomslasher]

Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

Schrodinger's Astley  

[xecat]

[laughconfetti]

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[mxfitmatrix]

This is, of course, circumvented by the Astley heist, in which he develops an elaborate series of puzzels she must solve and so would allow her to "steal" a copy of the movie Up from Rick's possetion, while also understanding that he does not wish to run around and hurt her. In this way, he can gift his wife Up, without violating the terms laid about in the witch's curse that binds him for eternity.

[yo-its-matt]

[bananonbinary]

i just want to congratulate the person up there mimicking a porn bot, because they are the first and only person to make me unquestioningly and instantly click on obvious spam since i (thankfully, correctly) assumed it would be a rickroll. so what im saying is wow if the bots ever get wind of this strategy i will have so much malware so fast, all my years of developing safe habits on the internet were laid to waste for a meme.

[kaijuno]

Got suspended on twitter once for calling Ben Shapiro cuck boy for 27 consecutive days

[crittizen]

[dropslikerain]

DESERVED and also, sad accomplishment

[kaijuno]

I was a published nuclear astrophysicist by the age of 21.

[dropslikerain]

Great job. Maybe stick to it than looking like a dumbass calling someone a cuckboy.

[kaijuno]

Ok cuckboy

[kushonthecoast]

Its all fun and games but we can pleasantly remember that OP will die with student loans they never paid off because they ended up at McDonald’s instead of anywhere near their field of study.

Its the small things in life that bring me pleasure :)

[kaijuno]

I went to uni on a full ride scholarship and have no debt but nice try

[gsv-mundane-circumstances]

OP

[official-lucifers-child]

there’s so many things going on here:

OP doing a hilarious but ultimately pretty harmless thing and people reacting as though they said they kick puppies for fun

people conflating doing this funny harmless thing to being dumb

so many people thinking that you can’t be both extremely smart/successful and also do stuff like what OP was doing, like it’s one or the other

the extremely derogatory “ending up at mcdonald’s” being used as like. a gotcha?? i already made a full post explaining why those sorts of “insults” are really fucking shitty but like. here’s another one.

OP just dodging EVERYTHING, like there’s that post talking abt how tumblr people are dumb on purpose for fun bc you’ll find out that someone who posted “suck an egg jesus” is a renowned scientist at NASA or something. that’s this

anyone thank you for your service OP

[anyoldfandom]

Also Ben Shapiro can suck it. A McDonald’s worker contributes so much more to society than him. You’re doing god’s work OP.

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

@kaijuno seriously this post is AWESOME

[shitpostinguniverse]

[bideogaymes]

Ted Noten SuperBitch Bag, 2000 (Gun Casted in Acrylic, Snake-Skin Handle)

[feysound]

I know it’s the year it was made and not part of the title but i want it to be “SuperBitch Bag 2000”

[thingsfittingperfectly]

Sealing in the heat of the coffee

[blistersonmyheels]

this is just what images are all about

[twloha]

[paperback-mummy-blog]

I really love this and I know exactly why but I can’t explain it.

[in-thislight]

Because it’s just another indication that we, as Human Beings, are one.

[priestessamy]

It’s also just like… a very human thing to do, to measure everyone’s heights in a way that makes it so significant

[forever-memes]

2022 intensifies

[mr-deep-downer]

oh fuck not again

I hope what ever dumbfuck she bit lost his arm

[konigstigerr]

wait a second

what’s going on!?

[mr-deep-downer]

holy shit yo????

[nico-nico-knee]

[brunhiddensmusings]

next year of the dragon might be a problem

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

[acacia-propaganda]

Have I told you guys about the guitar shaped building I live near that shoots minecraft beacons into the sky every night?

[acacia-propaganda]

This is what I have to see everytime I walk out side the house

[elegybeatty]

You say that as if that's not the sickest thing ever.

[ginger-ale-official]

Fucking rules man what are you talking about

[oe6]

[berylliumoxide]

[zackisontumblr]

[yohji1999]

pure

[weaver-z]

Obsessed with Eartha Kitt’s absolute power move of risking her entire career to drag Lyndon B. Johnson’s bitch ass so hard that his wife started crying

[batmanbeyondrocks]

[detournementsmineurs]

Unsettling Ceramics by Sarah Duyer.

[merlinerplatz]

beetlejuice teastuffs