Step Outside the Cookie Cutter

Madison. 31. Happy little herbivore.

[caats]

[its-arrested-development]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[duhpendent]

*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention

[marcchurch]

[dustinteractive]

Ethan: Survival Instincts 

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Part One

[mephystophyles]

sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

[orbo-gifs]

Trying to open a portal to the birb dimension

[respectfulmemes]

[falseknees]

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

[bortoukali]

[n0chillvibes]

I can’t even escape math on tumblr

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Comfortable hole, bye “

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

[thebibliosphere]

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

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The perfect card. (by anemone letterpress)

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(via _illdill_)

[thepigeongazette]

without spite my heart may actually stop

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Why not both? (via AlexiaHuggans)

[mmmadddison]

I am the dog