Sick on the head
Alastor has sick sense of humor. Vox has sick sense of sentimentality. They totally match each others freak in the worst way possible.
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Sick on the head
Alastor has sick sense of humor. Vox has sick sense of sentimentality. They totally match each others freak in the worst way possible.
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Too pathetic for revenge
Alastor does want the revenge. But beating up someone who's already at the floor level isn't his style. So, to stay alive, Vox has to stay just a head... or disappear.
Also, sorry to everyone waiting for other comics, i got too invested in this AU lol
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happy pride 🌈 from ur local corporate bisexual
@lalalalalalakakakak you always have the most hilarious tags
What if we win?
What if the children go to schools unafraid of tear gas and bullets?
What if the birds come back, and the bees are healed, and every species moves from endangered, to threatened, to thriving?
What if the rainforest ADVANCES?
What if every parking lot had solar panels? What if every structure had solar panels? What if we built climbing gyms and terraced gardens in the skeletons of old coal power plants?
What if you baked your neighbor bread, and they shared their home-grown blackberries?
What if every person who needed a home, had one? What if every person who needed healing was healed?
What if every body was treasured for what it was, not what it should be?
What if every trans child's parents attended their graduation, their wedding, their new-name-day?
What if every warehouse became a closed-circle repair station? Goods flowing out, and back, and out again? What if landfills started to SHRINK?
What if the water and air were clean? What if there was enough public transit that the cars dwindled, leaving the streets safe for kids on bikes, evening deer, midnight cats and foxes?
What if we win?
How would you win?
And we've won a lot already, mind you.
The condors are back. The whales are saved. The sea turtles are no longer endangered. The cranes are back. The bees are recovering. The air in LA and Tokyo and London is clean again. The aquifers in the LA Basin are refilling.
Children are kinder than previous generations. Parents are stopping the abuse cycle. Being trans and queer is more acceptable than ever on a ground level.
It's hard to see if you're young, if you don't know how to step back from social media and the news. But remember--bad news sells, and the algorithm knows despair keeps you scrolling. It's a skewed lens.
We are fighting and we are winning against this adminstration's bullying. We are coming together against the bullies and they are running away scared because they don't understand that we will do that.
People are working hard every day to find ways to make sure fewer animals get hit by cars and planes and rockets.
Maker spaces are more common than ever. Solar and wind are more common than ever. Coal plants are shutting down every day.
Unprecedented numbers of acres are being bought back or given back to their rightful stewards, and the world heals because of it. People are working hard every day to learn how to help a forest recover faster.
We are not at zero. We are at decades of effort to heal the world. We've come SO far.
In 1982 there were only 22 California Condors left in the world. In 1992, when the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS), with its public and private partners, began reintroducing captive-bred condors to the wild. In 2001 the first wild nesting occurred in Grand Canyon National Park since re-introduction. In 2002 there were only 8 pairs of wild nesting birds population-wide. In 2008, for the first time since the program began, more California condors were flying free in the wild than in captivity. Today there are nearly 500 – more than half of them flying free in Arizona, Utah, California, and Baja Mexico.
When I was born, there were no condors in the wild. I'm 37 now, and there are over 250 condors flying free.
When my mom was born in 1955, there were days when she wasn't allowed to go outside to play, because of the air pollution. When I was born, that never happened anymore.
When I was born, humpback whales were critically endangered, and people thought they were going to go extinct. Today, they've recovered to exceed their recorded numbers. Other whales too!
We fixed it.
We CAN fix it and we ARE fixing it and we DID fix it.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel.
It's still far from our reach.
But it's there.
Believing that things can get better is not blind hope or optimism--it is based on hard data that many things have consistently gotten better over the arc of history.
In addition to all that was mentioned above:
The likelihood of dying in infancy or childhood--or losing a child--has plummeted just in my lifetime. The likelihood of dying in a natural disaster is the lowest in recorded human history. Yes, even with the uptick in natural disaster intensity from climate change!
Humans alive right now are more likely to have access to healthcare, electricity, education, birth control, clean water, and nutritious food than at any other point in human history. There are so many diseases we can treat now that were a death sentence for 90% of human history.
This is not by accident. This is because generations of humans put in work to make life better for their communities.
Some of our solutions had the side effect of creating other problems--better access to electricity that ultimately made people's lives easier and safer led to pollution and climate change, for example--but we are tackling those knock on problems too. Our generation's solutions to our current problems will probably create their own less-bad side effects for the humans after us to deal with.
Is it silly and naive to believe we might actually be able to make things better? Not at all. We have many times before. We are doing it right now.
Vox has gone too far
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this last page altered my brain chemistry in some way.
bonus sketch because i need more of whatever the hell this is.
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hiii! don't feel like you need to reply to this but i pretty much COMPLETELY agree with you when it comes to alastor (esPECIALLY shipping) like- every ship with him is better one-sided or platonic imo.
radiosilence -> my GOAT. my OTP. i LOVE vox being pathetic for this aggressively aroace deer demon who could not give less of a shit about this guy's feelings
radioapple -> not my thing, but by god is it impossible to ignore. (sometimes the art is too good to not drop a like for, but still). also, i saw a post (it might have even been one of yours tbh) that was talking about how radioapple doesn't really work unless either or both of them have major character/characteristic shifts
radiorose -> i'm going to be honest: i don't like them in a romantic pairing. i was really happy that we actually got guys and gals being friends in media without either/both of them being in a relationship or both being queer. like PLEASE LET US HAVE GIRLS WHO ARE PLATONIC FRIENDS WITH GUYS 🙏 i love them as friends though and qpr radiorose would cause so much chaos <3
charlastor -> absolutely not.
radiodust -> doesn't sit right with me, ngl :/ maybe it's because of how angel's whole thing is sexualization and alastor is aggressively aroace in my brain, maybe it's because i'm an avid huskerdust shipper (we ate so well and then got slapped in the face this season </3)
most of the other pairings are so rare that i don't even see them (radiodust is also less common, but it bugs me. so much.)
anyway, this was just a chance for me to rejoice in a fellow "alastor is aggressively aroace" fan/headcanoner and rant about how i don't really like requited alastor ships (in canon. i do partake in some requited art because it's often so peak and like alternate universe type art)
regardless, thank you and have a good day/night/time :)
I like when Alastor and Angel are shown as friends...
And there's one thing that i realised.
Last thing that Alastor heard from Angel was "you should've move in sooner" when he leaves after l*cifer's insults. And whan i heard it first i was like ANGEL WHAT THE FUCK because i thought he said it to Lucifer and was glad that Alastor left, and i was flabbergasted and bamboozled, i had to rewatch and see that he's actually looking and talking to Cherrie. And it probably was made like that intentionally, as a joke.
But like. THIS IS THE LAST THING ALASTOR HEARD FROM ANGEL. HE DOESN'T HAVE A REWIND BUTTON. HE DIDN'T SEE THAT ANGEL WASN'T TALKING TO LUCIFER. TO ALASTOR IT LOOKED LIKE ANGEL WAS HAPPY THAT HE'S LEAVING AND HE WAS THANKING LUCIFER FOR MAKING HIM LEAVE.
SOOO UMM. THAT LEAD ME TO THINK. THAT IF IN THE NEXT SEASON ALASTOR WILL BE ASKED TO HELP SAVE ANGEL, HE WILL BE REAL ASS ABOUT IT.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 74
Bushroot (Darkwing Duck)
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Guys, guys, guys, guys guys guysguysguys
Look.
I know most Hazbin characters have been kicked in the nuts rn (NO DuCKING WAY THAT VOX IS WINNING AGAINST CORBEAU)
BUT
But
but
Wouldn't it be so funny if the one of the only canonically asexual character from hazbin hotel survived...
jingles keys
RADIOSTATIC FANS–
HELL, RADIOAPPLE FANS, RADIOJOY FANS, RADIODUST FANS, CHARLASTOR FANS
IMAGINE IF ALASTOR ATLEAST MAKES IT TO ROUND 2
IMAGINE ALASTOR BEING DISGUSTED, IMAGINE VOX FUMING AND WITH 7 ALT ACCS VOTING FOR ALASTOR. IMAGINE LUCIFER FUMING BECAUSE BUSHROOT (a duck) LOST. IMAGINE ANGLEDUST CALLING THE POLL BULLSHIT BECAUSE HE'S HOTTER. IMAGINE CHARLIE CHEERING HIM ON. IMAGINE EMILY CHEERING HIM ON
Imagine the fanart & drabbles if it came true........
PLEASE GUYS, GIVE HAZBIN FANS JUST ONE WIN.
IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUYS, MY LOSERS
GUYS PLEASEEEE
PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS
PLEASE ROSIE I NEED THIS, ALASTOR'S KINDA STAFFLESS, HE LIVES IN A HOTEL.
(Will @ ALL Hazbin blogs that I follow, if it's annoying, please tell me and I will edit you out, im not a scam bot, just a guy who wants entertainment just as the deer-man intended: @cherry-blitz @rat-rambles @youthinkaboutme-yourradiodemon @ashlikesnow2 @voxtek-official @voxdaily @voxtek666news @voxtek @voxtekvox @alastors-totally-canon-deertail @yet-another-vox-ask-blog @glitzbot @light-up-the-new-world @redvexillum @elsa-fogen @necrotrick @hellvcifer @vvvoxask @cafecxonmilk @crezz-star @demonfizz @vincentwhittman-vox @vincentwhittman-vox2 @inuxi @mocvh, @scissormouth[IK YOU'RE NOT THECNICALLY A HZB BLOG BUT I SAW YOUR COMMENT, PLEASE MISS/SIR/MX.] @fromagegrains @sunlit-mess @killerkyw @valc0 @nonameoww @vvenuspng @rofroyo @syncrovoid-presents @ajyyna8 @drawbauchery @anondrawsfanart @assybi @kwsp747 @planetary-00 @childishsadism @mogamuncher @murukuaa @owoducks @moth-bytez @redridingdeer @tailofalastor @fizzfaz @kikithecorgi @hazbinhotelcanon @duckiewashere)
ALASTOR FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!
who the second character even how is that considered sexy
No offense
yeah i ain't drawing l*cifer with any effort. You know why. not even tagging him
Anyway, i learned that july is actually disability pride month (damn, very themed year this one, lol), so, i'll be posting more of the Blinded AU. Not all the time, but more often.
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i like the concept of a whumpee who has been raped, violently, now being in a situation where they are repeatedly pressured, coerced and raped (though they wouldn't call it that) in a domestic context. maybe they entered the relationship voluntarily, maybe this, too, was pressured out of them (i have sent asks before about an aromantic whumpee forced into romance, maybe this is part of that). they doubt the legitimacy of the pain they're going through-- maybe they think they need to be grateful, because whumper is providing for them, helping them, or maybe they know this is horrible, but this isn't as bad as it could be. they have it good (maybe whumper reminds them), whumper is affectionate, whumper just has needs like everyone else, it's their duty to fulfil that.
whumpee knows how lucky they are. they know how bad it can be - getting fucked can hurt so much worse than this. unwanted sex can be a violent, awful thing. they've been raped before. this is nothing. this is just... this is just sex. they don't like it, they don't want it. they keep trying to figure out how to get out of it, and it doesn't work, but it's... it's fine. they can handle it.
sometimes they cry. they lay in bed with whumper and they cry. they shake. they flinch and look away and can't force themself to act like they're enjoying it.
and whenever this happens, whumper stops. they look so concerned. they peer at whumpee's face, cupping their jaw, stroking their cheek. "i'm not hurting you, am i?" they ask. they don't pull away, don't give whumpee any space. they just lay there, pressed against them, still. voice and hands gentle but everpresent. "does this hurt?"
"no. it- it doesn't hurt." and it's the truth. whumpee tries to smile, tries to spread their legs farther, make themself look more appealing. the sooner whumper finishes, the sooner this is over.
"good," whumper murmurs. "good. can you at least try to look like it, then? i know you're trying, but it's hurtful when you look at me like that. you know i won't hurt you. i can get what i need without hurting you."
"yeah," whumpee breathes. "i know. sorry."
An aroace reading of the bar scene
I've seen a lot of interpretations of the flashback at the bar with Alastor and Vox, and it's fascinating to me how many people take Vox's side here.
This scene resonated with me so incredibly deeply. I felt seen and understood, and seeing the wider fandom response to it has been somewhat discouraging. Like, I get that everyone has different experiences, and that will color our interpretations of media, but Vox is really the far less interesting character to focus on in this scene.
Media is so oversaturated with amatonormativity and plots dealing with romantic rejection. It's Alastor's perspective that brings something new and interesting and thought-provoking. It's the aroace perspective, a specific aroace perspective, which I never really see.
So often, allonormative pressures lead aspec narratives towards internal, self-loathing angst: "Am I broken?" "Am I even human?" "Am I worthy of love?" "Am I doomed to eternal loneliness?"
While these sorts of narratives are interesting, and explore real issues that aspecs face as a result of allonormativity, compulsory sexuality, amatonormativity, etc., it can also feel a bit depressing. Sometimes, I just want to feel good about being aroace. I want to see the positives. I want to see aroace struggles that aren't fundamentally rooted in internalized aphobia.
And that is exactly what Alastor offers. That's part of why I'm so drawn to him. It's what makes his and Vox's dynamic so interesting to me. They had a falling out that is connected to Alastor's being aroace, but any regrets that Alastor might have are not a result of internalized aphobia or allonormativity.
And it pains me to see so many people villainize Alastor because of the bar scene, when it was something that I personally related to so much.
Story time:
My sophomore year of college, I knew that I was ace, but not aro. Internalized arophobia and amatonormativity had me convinced that I was alloace (and also that I was just sex-indifferent). I planned to date, get married, and eventually have sex purely to please my partner. Surely I was only uncomfortable with the idea of dating because the one date I went on in high school was with a guy who turned out to be a total creep, right? Surely I was only uncomfortable with sex because no one discussed it, and I just had to get used to it, right? I also assumed at the time that I was a cis woman.
That's the stage of my self-discovery I was at when one of my closest friends asked me out on a date.
I've dealt with pretty severe anxiety for my entire life, but that was my first ever full-blown panic attack.
Thankfully, he asked me out via text, so my friend did not see or hear my panic, but I knew then and there that I never wanted to date. Not him, not anyone, not ever.
My friend was wonderful, truly. If there was ever a "the one" for me, I would have expected it to be him. But when he asked me out, that made the idea of dating real in a way it never had been to me before, and it filled me with complete and utter revulsion. I remember sobbing on the phone with my mom, terrified about what this meant. What kind of life would I lead? Was there something wrong with me?
With my mom's help, I politely rejected the friend's advances, and he was very kind and understanding, and we were able to remain good friends.
Happy ending, right?
Well, it could have been, but my friend still had a crush on me. I think he tried to bury his feelings and preserve what we had, but he either couldn't or wouldn't. For two years, we remained friends, classmates, and coworkers, but I grew more and more uncomfortable around him, and the distance between us slowly grew.
He just kept making these little comments that made my skin crawl. Harmless things, really, but as I came to realize that I was a romance-averse aromantic, those comments became a violation of boundaries that I tried to set repeatedly.
I'd tell him things like: "I love hearing about my sister and her boyfriend, I just hate thinking about myself in a relationship like that," or "Romance is great for other people, but when it's connected to me, it just makes me uncomfortable."
But his little comments never stopped, and it began to feel like a violation of my trust. I had opened up to him in a way I had previously only opened up to my best friend since third grade. I had made it clear I didn't like being connected to romantic scenarios, but he didn't stop.
"I hope I marry someone who gets me like you do." "I want my wife to be just as smart and pretty as you." "You know, we're always on the same page with stuff, and I really want it to be like that when I get married."
(I also didn't even realize for years afterwards that being associated with gendered terms like "wife" was even more uncomfortable because I'm not a cis woman).
He kept saying this stuff, even when I made it clear I was uncomfortable. But I was passive, not assertive. And over the course of another year, I quit talking to him. I just couldn't do it anymore.
To this day, I regret how things went, but once he developed that crush on me, we were no longer compatible friends. If he could have kept it to himself, let those feelings fade, maybe we could have still been friends. But it was like he took this amazing friendship we had, and poisoned it with romance, until it withered away and died.
If I had ended our friendship cleanly, instead of letting it drag on for years like that, I could have spared us both years of frustration. Sometimes, it feels like every single step I made was the wrong one. I genuinely mourn the loss of our friendship, but in the end, I don't know what I could have done to try and save it.
The only thing I know would have changed things would be to do what Alastor did. Abandon the sinking ship instead of clinging to it and nearly drowning.
So when I see people sympathize solely with Vox, it makes me feel alienated. When I first saw that scene, I thought: "Finally, something that might make people understand this struggle, at least a little bit. Something that make them see the betrayal and the heartache and the nuance of this sort of thing."
And instead, I see people demonizing Alastor, flattening this complex situation of two flawed, fundamentally incompatible people into one with a pure evil villain and a perfectly innocent victim. And what they imply in doing this is that Vox, the one who is consistently violating boundaries, pushing too hard, asking something the other person doesn't want to or can't give, and betraying the trust place in him, is completely innocent in all this. They act as though all of his actions are totally justified because of love, and that sickens me. Romantic consent should be weighed much more than it is. I don't care what Vox's feelings for Alastor were in the bar scene. He's still responsible for his own actions.
I personally don't take issue with Alastor's handling of the situation, because betrayal and violation of boundaries shouldn't have to be put up with. If someone is being creepy and pushy, you have every right to tell them, in no uncertain terms, to fuck off. If they're going to disrespect you and your boundaries, they forfeit all rights to being respected themselves.
But, even if you want to criticize Alastor's handling of it all, Vox is still in the wrong also.
So, all of that being said, here's how I read the scene: Alastor and Vox are relaxing at the bar, and this seems to be something they do at least somewhat regularly. Alastor seems to see Vox as his drinking buddy, and that's it. Not his friend, not his partner, just his drinking buddy. And he was happy with that. He was content. (Aplatonic Alastor is a whole separate post I have planned. Also genderqueer Alastor and autistic Alastor).
But Vox wanted something else. Something "more"*. Alastor makes it clear repeatedly that he is not okay with being touched, but Vox still does. It's so rude and creepy to touch someone when they make it clear they don't like that.
So Alastor cut Vox off. He realized that Vox wouldn't stop pushing his boundaries, and decided to end things then and there. And knowing how pushy Vox was, he cut him off harshly. You can say what you will about how Alastor was "too mean", but it clearly still didn't work, since Vox is still obsessed with him.
Vox is not owed Alastor's respect or kindness when he himself is being disrespectful and crossing his boundaries. Vox is not owed Alastor's time or attention or affection or anything. Alastor had every right to distance himself from Vox.
The betrayal of someone you thought was your friend pushing rose feelings on you, especially when you've made your boundaries clear, is painful. And so, I will always sympathize with Alastor over Vox in this situation (especially since Vox went on to SA Alastor)...
*I hate the idea that romantic/sexual relationships are inherently "more than friends." Friendship can be just as deep and meaningful and impactful as rose relationships.
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~Your voices
Their voices~
~all wonderfully wacky voices~
...Yet no one could hear your cries
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we all know about transfem Jax (aka just Jax), but have any thoughts on transmasc Ragatha?
It's hilarous because he would just look like Raggedy Andy
Sports whump situation where Whumper happens to be the referee of a really important game Whumpee is playing in. Either they let all the other players get away with basically brutalising Whumpee on the pitch/field/rink, or they're really protective and call fouls for the slightest touch because only Whumper is allowed to hurt Whumpee in any way.
And if it's the latter scenario, the other players are gonna tease Whumpee for being the ref's pet without knowing after the game Whumpee is going to be assaulted and hurt *badly*
for some reason this is so clear in my mind as like, a visual medium, a tv or movie scene. some radio hosts or tv commentators or podcasters for the sport talking about the game where it was clear the refs had a bias - everyone who says whumpee can do no wrong in the eyes of the league, or is a ref's pet, fans of whumpee's team joking about finally catching a break, fans of the opposing team angry and talking about how clearly this is proof officiating is biased against them.
all cut over and between scenes of whumpee's rape. brutal, violent scenes. there's no sound, just the commentary about the game, but we can see them crying out, see them crying. begging whumper. whumper jeering at them, groaning in satisfaction.
it closes out on a scene of whumpee alone, naked, in a bed, curled on their side, clearly hurt. over the top, one final observation: "well, it certainly was whumpee's lucky night."
Things that are whumpy if you play it right
Boots
Content: beating, restraints, multiple whumpers
Stomping whumpee's chest until they gasp out all their air
Using whumpee's bootlaces to tie their feet together without even having to take off their shoes
Boot on face as a threat to break whumpee's neck
Whumpee, beaten on the floor and unable to move as whumper walks up and their boots come into where whumpee can see them, stopping ominously in front of their face.
Heeled crotch-stomp.
Threatening whumpee by raising a booted foot and making them flinch back, afraid to be kicked
Whumpee flat on the ground, pinned. Boots crushing and scraping skin off whumpee's wrists and ankles by the goons that are holding them down for whumper to beat them.
Currently thinking of this scenario where there are multiple whumpers watching a whumpee getting beaten up/tortured/interrogated after pissing off the opposing side with their defiance and arrogance, So when they watch whumpee take this visibly painful hit, the thud of their body against the wall or furniture, their whimpers and groans, their captors hiss and laugh, maybe they go 'ooh, that it looked like it hurt real bad' and in the midst of choking on their own blood, the pain and the world spinning around them, whumpee can only grit their teeth in anger, and endure the mockery.