Write Like Nobody is Reading

I like naps. And soup. Twenty-five.

[weavemama]

Hillary: *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

[weavemama]

can u imagine being slandered and demonized for doing the same thing a man gets away with months later…… tell me again double standards don’t exist

[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[mmnope]

I got engaged!

🎉

[doej1]

[morganmartinez]

reblog while u still can

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[neopats]

[mal-luck]

@mmnope

[mattholicguilt]

shoutout to bob’s burgers for doing an episode where linda got a job and bob got upset, not because his wife was going to be making money and he would not be supporting her, but because he missed her while she was gone. it wasn’t some bullshit about “but how will i take care of the kids” or “no i don’t want you to be independent,” it was just….. bob missed her bc she’s his best friend. 

[0dabiah]

That show is pure.

[theminkayproject]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[darthmelyanna]

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

[takingofforionsbelt-deactivated]

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

[likeanytruelove-deactivated2017]

honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality

[baawri]

[finofilipino]

[amarilloo]

If this isn’t how I get married then what’s the point

[thebestoftumbling]

[amethystafrodite]

This made me cry

[mmnope]

voldemort: harry potter is dead!

neville: it doesn't matter that harry's gone

harry: (wow rude thanks a lot neville)

neville: people die every day!

harry: (i would care if u died)

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Her heart did whisper that he had done it for her

Pride and Prejudice

[babil6]

[hannigraham]

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute