Mnateehatha

[ruinedchildhood]

This is adorable 😩

[glumshoe]

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.

Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.

[gravity-engineer]

Is this real life Dipper Pines?

[captainlordauditor]

“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”

(at the end of the path)

“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”

@captioned-vines

[vagaybond]

someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this

[lokinne]

Like this?

[hobbitry-in-arms]

Why does this person look and sound so much like a cartoon character???

[glumshoe]

a witch cursed me to be this way

[xcyst]

being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

[profcaband]

That’s a very optimistic way of looking at pessimism

[biggerthan-thewholesky]

Pink’s speech after receiving the Video Vanguard Award at the 2017 VMAs x

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by adding a total stranger on Snapchat and not noticing for two years

So this all started about two years ago, when I started my summer job as a janitor. My supervisor at the time was around my age, just a few years older, so naturally I add him on Snapchat. I proceeded to use Snapchat as my main method to contact him throughout the month I’d be working there. I’d Snapchat him if I were late, when we were gonna eat lunch, and just some random funny pics whenever I felt like it. He’d always just reply with ok, or a pic without text, never showing his face, but I’d still assume it was him.

Fast forward to last Friday, where he was visiting his old workplace, because he had nothing better to do. As it was my last day we took it easy and I spent a good half hour just chatting, and somehow we got into the subject of Snapchat, while talking to another colleague of mine. To get to the point, I was gonna send my old supervisor a sexy snap I managed to take so he could screenshot it, and then he tells me it’s the wrong one… So I’ve been snapchatting some stranger that I thought was my old supervisor for about two years, and the amount of embarrassing photos that includes, when sent to a complete stranger, is unbearable.

TL;DR: Added my supervisor on Snapchat two years ago and I just found out that it’s not the right Snapchat account… I’ve been telling a stranger I’m late for work and sending silly pictures to him for two years now.

By: FatherBarba

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[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[ripptidez-deactivated20170530]

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

[babyanimalgifs]

Gorgeous husky puppies

[nonbinaryprincessleia]

[charlesoberonn]

When you reblog a good post from a fandom you’re not in

[charlesoberonn]

#i didn’t want to reblog this bc i haven’t seen rick and morty #but in this context it makes perfect sense

[saddest-cat-hours]

[tupacabra]

girl why are people RUNNING in the STREETS outside my apartment like????

[tupacabra]

just found out what a marathon was

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m begging you to look at this.

[forfuckssakejim]

So. When I was in 5th grade. All my classmates had ganged up on me and called me a lesbian and I didn’t even know what it meant at the time. I even said “I’m Spanish. Not lesbianese”

Anyways. At lunch a lunch lady had saw them making fun of me and asked when they said and I told her they called me a lesbian and she told them to apologize????

And then I remember telling my teacher the next day and as class was leaving she asked for me to hang back. She told me that being a lesbian was nothing bad and to just ignore them. I was like “I don’t even know what a lesbian is? All i said was that queen amidala was so pretty I wanted to marry her” and my teacher chuckled and nodded her head before saying that I could go.

[forfuckssakejim]

Y'know…looking back on this, I’m pretty sure my teacher was a lesbian.

[heteromale-deactivated20141202]

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

[needlekind]

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

[transient-dreams]

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

[iguanamouth]

U H A V E A T R A S H B L O G

[surprisebitch]

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen

[abduction]

That ‘70s Show (TV Series 1998–2006)

[fuck-customers]

10 ways to make your local optical hate you forever

1) complain that we don’t take your insurance. Bitching about it literally solves nothing, the associates have no control over the insurance we can accept.

2) complaining about prices. “I can order these cheaper online!” So go order online, you sad piece of shit.

3) Constantly canceling and rescheduling your appointments. That is disrespectful as fuck. Stop. that. shit. Sort your schedule out or don’t make an appointment until you’re ready.

4) make a huge purchase on a large order to only attempt to cancel it an hour later. Congrats, you’re the world’s biggest piece of shit. No lie, this kid came in and ordered like $500 worth of contacts and PAID. we have a no refund policy (and it says clearly on the receipt we give) so this jackass calls an hour later wanting to cancel the order (after we billed his insurance) because he found cheaper contacts online. Then threatened to contact corporate when my manager told him we couldn’t refund him. She ended up giving him the refund tho. Go. Fuck. Yourself. Stop wasting people’s time. Shop around if you aren’t sure if you want to spend so much money on something you cheap bastard.

5) Bringing in the whole family tree when only one person has an appointment. Bonus points for being an asshat if you let your small children terrorize the store and do nothing about it! Extra points if you bring your whole family in and see that we’re booked solid and then try to see if we can squeeze your ugly cousins in. Nope.

6) Complain that you can’t refill your contact prescription because you neglected to renew your prescription. No, we can’t refill a prescription that has been expired for two years. That is literally against the law and a liability… Quit your bitching and get an eye exam, asshole. “I don’t have the money for an exam right now!” But you have money for contacts..hm 🙄😒🖕🖕🖕

7) waiting until the LAST MINUTE when you’re going out of town to order contacts when you ran out, on a weekend, then get upset we can’t deliver them the next day before you go on your trip tomorrow. WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU WAITING UNTIL YOU RAN OUT OF CONTACTS AND ARE GOING OUT OF TOWN TO REFILL YOUR PRESCRIPTION????????? ???

8) Make an appointment and then not contacting us saying your going to be late, then showing up randomly. You guys are the worst. Respect the doctor’s time.

9) picking a designer frame and wanting everything imaginable on the lenses then getting pissy about the high price. What, you thought a Prada frame with hd lenses, invisible bifocal lenses, anti glare coating, and transitions were gonna be cheap? Fuck outta here take your broke ass to Walmart bitch

10) saying “it should be the same as last time!” When asking about your insurance. Right because we totally remember what insurance you’re under..