clinomaniac

1998

[catasters]

[sandersstudies]

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

[liridi-deactivated20250617]

mermaid in love with the local fisherman

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[theanartist]

Generous of them to imagine people think on here

[victorious-hypersnakes]

I always pictured it as more of a hamster cage

[roboco-san]

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

[roboco-san]

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

[his-shining-tears]

Cats and train miniature

[brawltogethernow]

*gestures to giant cats impeding our railways* THIS is the future liberals want.

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that

[pitbolshevik]

this is making me CRY

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[girlsmoment]

babe wake up new stop sign just dropped

[flashsparkles2]

Oy it’s here

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[bubonickitten]

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

[bubonickitten]

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[skyberia]

help

[skyberia]

happy to announce that i replied to the email and it only took me like nearly 2 days

[skyberia]

SAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IVE RECEIVED MORE EMAILS

[terezis]

rip in fuckin peace u beautiful bastard

[lunafresas]

[lunah-goodbye]

x

[no-chill-at-all]

[no-chill-at-all]

[captain-snark]

this poor man

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[zagreus]

you can only reblog this every day of the week

[chongoblog]

godless weaday