Common Shit for Common Folk

Im 33/M/ATL. I like to discuss current events, music, movies, video games, sports, and sex.... You know regular people shit. SC: Mojoejoe_joe

[wadey-wilson]

Spider-Man/Deadpool: Issue #12

[mo-joejoejoe]

Classic YouTube Comedy

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[freshthoughts2020]

[dysttopian]

[7oh3rd]

[hiphoplaboratory]

[homeofthebravez]

Portraits of Moors by José Tapiro y Baro (1830-1913)

[blackfitnessrocks]

Love black art

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[theonlystefers]

[mo-joejoejoe]

My upstairs neighbor

My upstairs neighbor is loud in everything she does. I hear her when she comes home talking loud on her phone as she walks up the stairs and into her home. She has small gatherings frequently and I often hear stomping and loud laughter. Sometimes I hear her music it's not annoyingly loud but loud enough to notice.

Now she's not a ghetto chick, she enunciates her words clearly and her voice is kind of high pitched. She is brown skinned and about 5'4 in height. She has wide hips and she is pear shaped with a nice shape booty. She wears her hair natural usually pulled back into a large puff. She is pretty attractive but not in the superficial kind of way. She has a very natural casual look and I've never seen her with a ton of make-up. A pair jeans or slack and a t-shirt are seemingly normal wear for her. She's not the type to stand out in a crowd.

One thing is for sure, she is a screamer. Some nights I hear her having sex. Whomever she is fucking is beating that pussy up and putting her to sleep. I always hear her in mid ecstacy moaning and screaming loudly at different random times in the night. I hear her begging for more with her voice barely making a complete sentence. I can hear the thumps in my ceiling from every stroke she takes. It turns me on just listening to her; each stroke, moan, holler and scream. Sometimes I find myself slick envious that I'm not getting any action like this. It's been way to long and I am to big of a freak to not have a screamer like her. It's just one of my struggles being a single parent.

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

Energy

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

Yes 😋😋😋

[mo-joejoejoe]

But I dont get these tho.

[niggazinmoscow]

lil guy still remembers his birth

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

i’m crying lmfao

[mo-joejoejoe]

🤣😂🤣

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

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[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[lightningparadox]

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

[natural--blues]

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

[b-morevony]

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

[stebenooniberse]

4 7 M O N T H O L D

[lumberjackprincess]

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

[aquarius-heauxx]

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

[hey-its-scar]

[books-and-cookies]

47 month old

[gay-zelda-deactivated20201208]

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

[huffylemon]

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

[queseraawesome]

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Loot and Pockets are definitely going to grow up to be rapscallion street thieves together

[mo-joejoejoe]

🤣🤣😂😂

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