A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms — The Office AU
The camera follows Prince Maekar Targaryen down a corridor, he walks quickly.
Behind him, shouting can be heard.
“I WILL HAVE YOUR TONGUE FOR THAT!”
Maekar stops and closed his eyes, a long, weary breath leaves his nose.
He slowly turns his head toward the camera.
“My children are princes.” Silence.
Maekar stares somewhere beyond the camera. “That is apparently something the gods decided everyone else deserved to suffer through.”
Silver haired, permanently irritated, and approximately one Aerion related incident away from abandoning his titles and becoming a fisherman.
Maekar loves his sons. Unfortunately, he has also met them.
His average day consists of:
Aerion committing an offence against gods, men, or basic decency and someone asking him to deal with it.
“Daeron was found asleep beneath a table this morning.”
“Aerion broke a puppeteer’s fingers.”
Maekar looks into the camera. “So comparatively, Daeron is having an excellent week.”
The employee everyone hates.
Cruel. Vain. Beautiful. Completely convinced he is surrounded by idiots.
Aerion genuinely cannot understand why people dislike him.
The documentary crew quickly discovers why everyone dislikes him.
“I think people find me intimidating.” He smiles faintly. “Men often despise those who are superior to them.”
CUT TO: Duncan standing in the yard.
“I hate him because he’s a cunt.”
Aerion is still smiling. :)
The normal person trapped in this environment.
Dunk tries desperately to mind his own business. Unfortunately, his own business frequently involves Egg and Egg’s business frequently involves Aerion.
Therefore Dunk’s life has become approximately 40% travelling, 20% knightly duties, and 40% resisting the urge to punch Aerion Targaryen in the mouth.
The camera catches Dunk and Aerion passing each other in a corridor.
Aerion stops. Dunk stops.
They stare at each other.
Dunk watches him go hen slowly looks directly into the camera.
The employee who has mentally checked out.
Daeron is technically a prince.
Daeron is also technically drunk.
The documentary crew attempts to interview him.
“Do I enjoy being a prince?” He considers this while drinking. “No.” Another drink. “Do I enjoy wine?”
“Yes, Do I think those two things are related?”
PRINCE AEGON “EGG” TARGARYEN
The intern who keeps leaving the building.
Egg is supposed to be learning how to behave like a prince. Instead, Egg keeps disappearing with Duncan.
Nobody knows where he is.
Except Duncan and sometimes Baelor and occasionally Daeron, who simply doesn’t care enough to tell anyone.
Maekar storms into a chamber. “WHERE IS AEGON?”
Aerion is examining himself in a polished silver plate.
Maekar’s eyes move to Daeron. “You.”
Daeron slowly lowers his cup. “I haven’t seen him.”
The camera zooms slightly toward Daeron.
Maekar notices. “Why did you look at the camera?”
Egg crouching behind Duncan’s horse outside.
The competent senior employee who regrets coming to work.
Respected by almost everyone and perpetually wearing the expression of a man who has just been informed that Aerion has done something again.
Baelor rarely raises his voice.
His greatest contribution to the documentary is simply being somewhere in the background when something ridiculous happens.
Aerion is arguing with Duncan.
“You forget yourself, hedge knight.”
“I haven’t forgotten anything.”
“You stand before a dragon.”
“You look like a man to me.”
Maekar appears. “For the love of..”
The camera abruptly pans toward Baelor.
Baelor is standing ten feet away holding a cup.
Then directly into the camera.
Later: BAELOR — CONFESSIONAL
“Do I think Aerion is misunderstood?” Baelor thinks about it for a very long time. “No.”
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