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You're secretly one of the funniest guys I know. Well, that secret, you don't have to keep.

this image drives me insane genuinely like please the massive fucking arms the tattoos his beautiful face and perfect hair someone please stop him

#hudson williams

mrsfitzgerald

i love you i love you i love you ♥︎

#heated rivalry

cecoeur

Hudson Williams | 83rd Golden Globe Awards | 1.11.2026

#hudson williams

callali1y

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

rozrozhollander

My mother didn't suck. She was great.

For @yellowlaboratory <3

+ bonus

#heated rivalry #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane hollander

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

my-2nd-account

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

no-lovelorn-hazard

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

#heated rivalry

eastofshane

shane as snoopy (pt. 1)

"Yeah, I've seen a lot of just me next to Snoopy. I don't know if Snoopy comes first or me but I'll do something and then they'll show Snoopy doing that exact thing. I'm like did you create that or am I just Snoopy. I love Snoopy."

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #snoopy

eastofshane

ilya as woodstock

(ilya as woodstock (pt. 2)], (shane's version)

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #woodstock

leonkennedysprostate

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

animentality

wifehaver103947

the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free

i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake

dngrcpckwithmurdericing

Recipe transcript:

Yield: 8 servings

ingredients

3/4c or 177 mll extra virgin olive oil, plus more for greasing the pan

1/2 cup or 118 mll Earl Grey tea, or use coffee, dry red wine, orange juice, or water

1/2 cup or 50 grams Dutch processed cocoa powder

1/2 tsp ground cinnamon

1/4 tsp fine sea salt

1 cup or 200 grams granulated sugar

3 large eggs at room temperature

2 tsp vanilla extract

1 cup plus 2 tablespoons or 135 grams all purpose flour

1/2 tsp baking soda

preparation

step 1 heat the oven to 325 degrees F. Grease a 9-inch round pan and line the bottom with parchment paper

step 2: in a medium saucepan over high heat, bring tea or other liquid to a simmer, then turn off heat. whisk in cocoa, cinnamon, and salt until smooth, then set aside to cool

step 3: in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine sugar, olive oil, eggs, and vanilla. beat for about 3 minutes. reduce speed and pour in cocoa mixture, scraping down the sides of the bowl. gradually beat in flour and baking soda until just incorporated.

step 4: scrape batter into prepared pan and bake until the sides are set but it's still slightly damp in the center, 35 to 45 minutes. A cake tester should come up clean but with a few sticky chocolate crumbs clinging to it. Transfer cake pan to a wire rack and let cake cool completely in pan.