NO PUPPYCAT!! HOLDING IT IN DOESNT DO ANYTHING!!!

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[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[darksouls2fan-deactivated202512]

im not autistic im just this way for no reason at all

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

[mochapanda]

hate when you ask a girl if shes tried birth control for her painful/heavy periods and she just complains about how it made her fat like okay bitch suffer then fuck you

[mochapanda]

I JUST DROPPED THEM TOGETHER IVE NEVER HAD A MII CONFESS ON THEIR OWN WHAT???????????

[mochapanda]

you know the worst thing abt gay bars is that they dont actually serve any fucking food so ur just sitting there tipsy like damn i wish i had a giant plate of french fries in front of me right now but you cant even get any bc the bartenders are all too busy making the same 3 cocktails they havent even opened the door to the kitchen yet doesnt matter whats on their menu youre never getting it

[mochapanda]

guys socializing is so easy after 2 cocktails and a beer

[mochapanda]

i do however think im stuck in this weird gray area of too strange and off-putting for the extroverts but too hyper and annoying for the introverts which makes making actual friends stupid fucking hard

[danielkahndyke]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[crabussy]

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

[aurpiment]

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

[bitchautism]

the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

[mochapanda]

guys socializing is so easy after 2 cocktails and a beer

[aptronyms]

that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!

[mochapanda]

you know sometimes i gotta be on the side of the anti-localizers bc why would a technologically illiterate middle aged man know what "caught in 4k" means

[eebie]

my undertale theory is that when sans shook frisk's hand there was no whoopy cushion and he ripped ass loud as fuck