[sacred-portal]

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[teaboot]

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

[charleslove]

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

[sakizremade]

GFBHGNHTRMJTEBVRWBHTN

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Tardigrade

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[aptronyms]

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

[aptronyms]

violence 4 life

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[glowcowboy]

at least once a day you should read a poem that slices you clean in half. and then you go to the post office or something

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[crazy-minded-girl]

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[cloudabserk]

i’ve talked about it before but their temperature differential would be perfect for cuddling

[cloudabserk]

actually it would be safe and comfortable for them both because of the power of friendship…

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week