[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[technikki]

new personality test dropped

[fascinationstreetmp3]

one must imagine the eraserhead baby cozy

[sylvainlover]

My girlfriend almost dumped me because i don't like cheesecake and i'm tempted to post on the AITA thread about it

YTA in this scenario.......cheesecake is delicious. u should apologize to your girlfriend and grow up

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[segamascott]

[lesbile]

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

[burrythebusy]

Dont know if this has been done yet

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[suncaptor]

linked tree (includes options to donate to Ghanaian projects)

petition to show support

[sylvainlover]

I had a couple nice weeks of feeling mostly less depressed and motivated and getting things done and now I am like......damn I can barely function again and hate every creative thing I do and cant see myself ever getting out of this rut again. I have a doctors appt set up for 3 weeks from now but im so worried about how expensive everything is gonna be bc my new insurance sucks lmao but I really hate not having consistent moods ughhh

[imthisyearsold]