True Princess of Genovia

The name's Adam and I may or may not be lip-syncing to Cher right now, which pretty much explains my life right there. IG & SC: mockinggay4pay

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[thememedaddy]

[whosurisold]

No,,,,,,, we are not!

[dogpuppy]

[tits-n-trix]

[lost-carcosa]

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[theehorsepusssy]

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

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[mysharona1987]

[stone-monkey]

Looks like Nigel Farage (UK far right dipshit and conman) has resigned as MP to trigger a by-election. He'll be running again in a stunt to bring attention away from his undeclared multi-million donations, and to potray himself as against the establishment.

...except none of the major political parties are running in this election, currently leaving one opponent:

Count Binface

[scavengedluxury]

BINDEPENDENCE DAY!

[spirallingout]

He's the hero Britain... has.

[merinnan]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[captain-price-returns]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I don’t care how big the dick bulge is, I’m not playing marvel rivals

[jethroq]

[iz-robin]

One of these has the moral standing of a cartoon villain, the other might save the country.

Welcome to British politics.

[matthgeek]

Well that's not staying in the tags