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Pei Ming, laboring away in the rice fields for the sixth hour in a row, covered in sweat, mud, and leeches: I'll show her how a REAL man does it 😘✨
Yushi Huang, who could've finished the job in 30 minutes flat, sipping on a margarita: For the motherland.
call him a shark the way he gives hammered head
has anyone written hualian modern au where hua cheng is a drag queen. maybe xie lian gets a job as a bouncer at the gay bar or something and doesn’t except the 7’ drag goddess to take a liking to him
i cannot stress enough how this us modern au hualian to me
“Modern Liu Qingge is a pro martial artist” “Modern Liu Qingge is a personal trainer” “Modern Liu Qingge is a cop” EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER!!! Modern Liu Qingge hunts invasive species for money. He’s out in the swamp wrestling pythons and goring boars.
His primary occupation is just Florida Man
MXTX characters who would make incredible drag queens
1. Hua Cheng- An infamous burlesque queen with a costume budget that rivals the GDP of small countries. Classic Chinese opera costuming meets contemporary goth sluttitude. Rumoured to have mafia ties, confirmed simp for the handsome bouncer in white.
2. Tianlang-jun - Shameless. Controversial. Uncancelable. A bi icon who's been in the business for decades, known for her standup routines and debriefing her son's love life on stage no matter how many times the man asks her to stop. She is also no stranger to reviewing illicit webtoons for her sizeable social media following.
3. Qi Rong - The great Divine once said "Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit!" and Qi Rong lives to represent those values every day. If you're into chaos, camp, fistfights, this is the queen for you.
4. Mei Nianqing - A SEASONED queen originally from the ballroom scene. As the mother of the legendary house of Mei she is renowned for her elevated fashion game and scathing critiques. Rumoured to be psychic due to her uncanny ability to look you up and down and just know everything wrong with you.
5. Shen Jiu - She may have beef with half the industry and banned from several clubs but the talent is undeniable. Incredible singing voice, plays more instruments than anyone in the nightlife scene, and her handmade outfits put high end designers to SHAME. If you behave, tip well, and aren't that one guy who keeps getting thrown out like a limp rag despite his mountainous build you'll have the time of your life at her shows.
I think Pei Ming has deep respect fo both Xie Lian and Shi Qingxuan because they somehow managed to bag literal ghost kings. Not one to be out-slutted though he pulled up outside Night Touring Green Lantern's lair as soon as possible with three bottles of lice shampoo, takeout, and a dream.
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My toxic trait is I wanted Shi Wudu to win the Blackwater arc
how do you feel about the latest svsss extra
Confession time: I never actually finished book 4 because after some scenes in there I refused to put myself through the whole thing. I have seen the discourse but whatever is written in there is between MXTX and the lord 🙏
This account was stolen from me and used for those “I accidentally reported you scams” on so many people. I just got it back. If you got a message from this blog and god forbid was harmed by the bitch that did this I am so so so sorry. I had to watch it happen live before I was frozen out of the account completely. I can’t even bring myself to open the dms and see the damage.
My favorite thing about Hua Cheng is ALL the rumors about him are true. All the scary and shocking things heavenly officials tell Xie Lian? 100% factual. He's a shape shifting gender bending serial killing 1930s Las Vegas casino crime lord billionaire with a taste for retributive justice and the only thing he's sorry about is he never got his chance to beat Mu Qing into a sassy pulp.
By the way, have you ever thought that in the very title of SVSSS (The scumbag System of Self-Salvation" the definition of "scumbag"refers not only and not so much to Shen Qingqiu? There is another person with a system, so called "user 001": the author of all this mess himself. And first and foremost, it refers to him. No wonder he is "number one." Because he is, in it's core - the Main Villain himself, whose evil will and irresponsibility doomed the world he created and its characters to hell.
Wei Wuxian leaving Yi City to go do shots with his man and be slutshamed by his nephew
The Old Palace Master was not competent enough to execute Tianlang-jun's ambush that perfectly. Junshang's REAL downfall was Su Xiyan's scheming network of girlfriends finding out their resident top ditched them for a man.
When Crimson Rain slaughters powerful officials, gambles, and crushes people under the heel of his boot, it's cool. It's cunty. When he goes against all morality and rational thought and rewrites fate itself to try create a better future for a loved one, it's admirable. An epic tale for the ages, even. But when I, Shi Wudu-
hualian are so camp if you think about it. you have one utterly ripped cis man who nevertheless is so pretty he repeatedly passes as a women even without makeup. and who walks around the house roleplaying a sitcom 1950s housewife burning down the kitchen and making inedible food. and his wife, a 7 foot tall assless trans dude who is actually a demon/ghoul/ghost king with the vibe of a 17 year old highschool mean girl. “eyeliner so sharp you could kill a man” and all that. they were both virgins for 800 years. they were each others gay awakening, centuries apart. they moved in together the same day they met. elderly gay men who are lesbians, actually
The adventures of Sleeperbuild and Genderman are very dear to me tbh
Contrary to popular belief, Mobei-jun is actually a pretty chill guy. Not much of a talker but pleasant company nonetheless. It's just the second he steps a foot outside his territory he is constantly overheating to the point of nausea. He can mask the discomfort but the sensation of being boiled alive makes him a tad more stab-happy than he is by default.
