happiness makes me a modern girl

Too young to be a riot grrrl, too old to be young again. circa 1983. married. addicted to food (and it shows), in love with smoky clubs and finding the bottom of a bottle.

[ameliagoldie]

[awwww-cute]

[unclefather]

give me the catnip 

[modern--girl]

LynBDesigns "Fish Are Friends Not Food." Slightly thick application, gorgeous color. Photo doesn't do it justice.

[modern--girl]

Alright, I’ve worked REALLY hard on this collection, so here it is.

Cherry Pie - a cherry pie-scented polish inspired by Dean

Moose - a forest green and forest-scented holographic polish inspired by Sam

Hunter’s Helper - a whiskey-scented whiskey holo inspired by Bobby

Hey Assbutt - a…

[screamingay]

These are amazing! You should mass produce these

[modern--girl]

Alright, Monday is the absolute last day to preorder and get them shipped on Tuesday! Orders placed Tuesday or later will be filled as they come in. :) I've already sold close to 80 bottles and I'm prepared to sell a LOT more, so go ahead and treat yourself to some Supernatural polishes! 

[modern--girl]

Alright, I’ve worked REALLY hard on this collection, so here it is.

Cherry Pie - a cherry pie-scented polish inspired by Dean

Moose - a forest green and forest-scented holographic polish inspired by Sam

Hunter’s Helper - a whiskey-scented whiskey holo inspired by Bobby

Hey Assbutt - a…

[readerdean]

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

[modern--girl]

I DONT KNOW LETS GET SOME MORE NOTES ON THIS

[modern--girl]

I did the thing. I made Supernatural nail polish.

Alright, I've worked REALLY hard on this collection, so here it is.

Cherry Pie - a cherry pie-scented polish inspired by Dean

Moose - a forest green and forest-scented holographic polish inspired by Sam

Hunter's Helper - a whiskey-scented whiskey holo inspired by Bobby

Hey Assbutt - a tan crelly with blue and white glitter inspired by Castiel (with a light, cottony scent)

Knight of Hell - a cinnamon-scented deep red holographic polish inspired by Abaddon

Hello, Boys - a dark gray polish with red shimmer and a sweet tart scent inspired by Crowley

Oh, Baby - a black holographic polish with leather scent inspired by the Impala

Call Me Meg - an aqua holographic polish with a cucumber melon scent inspired by Meg and her dewy meatsuit

Croatoan - a dark green polish with red glitters inspired by the Croatoan virus (has a dirty, earthy scent)

Fight The Fairies - a glitter and flake topper with a sweet cream scent. You all know what the inspiration is behind this.

This collection is my baby and I'm so proud of it, and the reviews I've gotten have been SO amazing! Please check them out - if you do preorder and tell me in the notes you came from Tumblr, you'll receive a surprise in your package. <3

The collection is live and ready for preorder! Save 10% off of $10 or more with SEASONTEN! https://www.etsy.com/shop/FingerLickinLacquer

[modern--girl]

About to set up some nail polishes in a devil's trap. #supernatural #familydontendwithblood

[momotar-0]

[inabasket]

cool it comes with a free refill 

[beben-eleben]

by Rap Poems

[sixpenceee]

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

[crybourg]

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

[fabhatters]

I’m a HUGE drag race fan so to celebrate some great things going on and the upcoming opening of my bigcartel shop (“FabHatters) I’m going to be doing a Rupaul themed giveaway!   I’m also on STORENVY or ETSY

Here are the rules:

The giveaway is open to my followers.

Follow me on Tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, etsy, storenvy, bigcartel, and/or twitter.  All are under the screename “FabHatters.”  Reblog me with the hashtag #FabHattersGiveaway and #FabHatters, if possible.  Each reblog, like, follow, etc. counts as an ntry.  You can like, reblog, etc. as much as you like.  I’ll use a random number generator to choose two winners.  Make sure your ask box or something is open.

Contest ends Tuesday May 20, 2014, the day after the RPDR finale.  I’ll give you a week to respond if you are the winner.  Open to US residents, if you’re international I might be willing to ship to you if you pay the difference if the shipping cost is more than $10, I’m an unemployed full-time student right now.

Grand Prize:

“Sissy that Walk” Necklace

A Rupaul chocolate bar from Sweet!

A Rupaul cameo brooch/necklace

A personalized cameo/brooch necklace made of your favorite queen.

Some Milani makeup

Runner-up:

 A Rupaul cameo brooch/necklace

A personalized cameo/brooch necklace made of your favorite queen.

Some Milani makeup

Have a say-something-hat-day!

[perspectiv8]

day 29, they still suspect nothing

[modern--girl]

Store link is in my info! The first three orders tonight get a free set of three scented minis from the unreleased Tooth Decay collection!

[fjdskljgsd-deactivated20140311]

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

[bleeply-moved]

[modern--girl]

★ 7th MatchWigs weekly giveaway ! ★

hey guys, i’ll now be hosting a weekly giveaway for a $30 voucher from MatchWigs! it’s a super lovely, online store that sells high- quality wigs. what i mean by a weekly giveaway is that you’ll literally have the chance to win a free wig every week. since this is a weekly giveaway, though, the deadline ends in seven days ( or april 12th ! ) and a winner will be chosen by random.

★ rules:

reblog as much as you like but know that only one is counted !

must be following ( bleeply ) ! this giveaway is for my followers !

no giveaway blogs, please.

and likes do not count !

international shipping !

and if you’re under eighteen, please get parental consent to enter.

★ prizes:

a $30 voucher at matchwigs.com

an additional $5 to anyone who adds their banner to their blog front ! ( details here )

★ starts: april 5th ★

★ ends: april 12th ★

[tastefullyoffensive]

Wi-Fighting [via]

[maggiekealy]

Winternet is coming

[greatbritishcheese]

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

[waiting-for-the-blue-box]

Did you just say rebagled?

[encisor-deactivated]

this is actually one of my favorite things 

[toolit2politic]

rebagled

[i-am-iggys-unfortunate-eyebrows]