sad, pathetic joke of a man

I am literally going through my CLINICALLY UNWELL phase

[solarspan]

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

[pansyfemme]

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[doitbuckley]

the most romantic thing a character can do is prematurely ejaculate

[monidoll]

problematic plot relevance gap

[valtsv]

i wish i had a dick so i could experience erectile dysfunction

[valtsv]

how it feels when i remember that i'll never be able to get so drunk or sick or sad that my dick stops working

[gingik]

[valtsv]

i need to write some evil ass fanfiction that informs people in no uncertain terms that i have severe psychological problems and am not going to make it

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[girlsilverrruns]

im so addicted to saying sniles sneetly its such a versatile phrase. am i feeling devious? excited? loving? relaxed? it doesnt matter. im sniling. and im sniling sneetly

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

The point of life is to repress yourself and hinder your own growth

[sonicguillotine-deactivated2025]

We need an insult for people who are excited to invent new slurs for hypothetical situations that don't yet exist, I propose 'racist.'

[puppygirlirl]

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

[theweirdwideweb]

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[gloopdimension]

me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject