[marisatomay]

I’m losing my fucking mind we’re being grifted by the dumbest group of criminals

[dpdr-dreams]

When you start dissociating but you have a supporting friend

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[pyrexvisean-deactivated20181125]

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[0ntheplusside]

[lisathewife101]

This is important

[audrey-hepbae]

If you put a fat girl who exercises next to a skinny girl who’s on meth they’ll say the skinny one is healthiest

[vegan-future]

[lost-carcosa]

[geekandmisandry]

If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.

[hotephoetips-deactivated2018123]

The whole point of paying for a streaming was getting all the stuff you like on one place. If I have to pay for multiple streaming services I might as well buy cable.

[thighetician]

It’s like they don’t realize that I only stopped stealing as a courtesy to the creators. Make it remotely inconvenient and I’ll go right back to piracy

[muckkles]

i pulled up this video on youtube that was like 8 hours of birds for cats to watch and i sat my cat in front of it and i didnt think shed be interested cuz she never watches tv or anything but she is Hypnotized

[muckkles]

she accidentally paused the video

[aww-so-pretty]

This cat loves to travel

[lord-kitschener]

when you get new followers

[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[shitpost-senpai]

Protip: Since it’s inception NASA has been comprised of 75% magnificent bastards and 25% tricky dicks

This is a song ground control used to wake the astronauts with. It is the earliest form of Micspam i can think of. It’s also the only song to ever be banned by NASA.

NASA invented Micspam.

[boss-of-the-plains]

IS THAT EVEN A FUCKING SONG!?!?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! @biavanne !!!!!!!!!

[shitpost-senpai]

That’s not all.

During the apollo missions, They were fairly sure they were gonna die, so NASA gave them all corvettes

Which they proceeded to dragrace around the NASA complex, do burnouts and doughnuts and all kinds of tomfoolery

Then there was the time Al Shepard went to the moon, and it simply wasn’t enough.

So he brings a fucking golf club to the moon and plays golf on the moon.

The man had an engineer make him a custom golf club he could hide in his suit, just so he could goof off.

Then there was a time they drew a dick on mars

[american-auror-story]

oh my god listen to the song though

[wolfsnape]

Censorship in China, Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj.

Can you believe Hasan Minhaj is still the greatest guy in the world

[dbejfdewfbwekf-deactivated20211]

*girl is born* time to start preparing her for marriage

*boy turns 30* i know you are still a child but just pretend to get your life enough bit together so that other parents can give you their daughter she can take it from there you can go back being a baby nbd

[dbejfdewfbwekf-deactivated20211]

This post has over 3000 notes and not a single guy added his shitty comment ??

[shibinator22]

Probably waiting for his wife to type it for him….

[heavyweightheart]

school schedules are designed in such a way that kids are deprived of adequate food and sleep. the sleep piece has been written on extensively, but it’s quite plain that requiring young people to wake up at 6am during the developmental phase when they need the most sleep and tend to stay up later is a terrible public health move. 

from an eating perspective, it’s just as bad. say a middle or high schooler eats breakfast (if they even eat breakfast) at 7am, then doesn’t eat lunch until 11-12 (and lunch is often inadequate), then has after-school activities, etc. and may not get home until late afternoon, or eat dinner until evening. and kids in school are not generally allowed to snack in class or given time to snack between classes. these gaps between eating times are way too big for adolescents! they need a lot of food–more than adults–to support the growth process, just as they need more sleep.

it’s no wonder many kids start eating reactively in their teens, especially after school or at night–they’re not being adequately fed during the day. even if kids aren’t restricted from eating freely/fully at home, their daily lives regularly involve periods of energy deficiency. add to that the social pressures around body size, and it’s a recipe for disorder at an epidemic level

[moderndayvisonary]

I'm currently working on an adolescent diet study researching sleeping patterns, nutritional intake, and their effects on cognition as well as behavior and attention in class, and this is 1000% true, it hits the nail on the head

[feminism135]