[fernicenty]

a star of the ocean ✨🦭

[saltycatfish]

Happy Holiday's everyone!🎄🎁

[macgyvermedical]

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[palecompressor-deactivated20241]

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

[tiktokarchive]

[transprincessvivian]

[theinfiknight]

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

[hooray4skeleton]

Yakuza is just that kind of series

[spacesapphist]

posts for people who hate freud

[ghrugirlclub]

I DESPISE THIS ABHORRENT LOATHSOME BITCH

[creatures-5]

@catgirl-techsupport

[joyfulsanctuary]

How’s our little town today?

[zsnes]

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

[dreamofhircine]

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

[dreamofhircine]

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

[aflo]

[lonely-boiii]

She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy

[pigcatapult]

I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.

[uberguber89]

Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.

[thebreakfastgenie]

[towerofglass]

[mtfoss]

House is pregnant

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[th3d0n]

only here

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

via @vikingofficial

[surprisebitch]

[the-endless-storm]

Love wins

[surprisebitch]

update: mr spain replied omg

[jackironsides]

‘Me pillaron’ = ‘I got caught’

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[cognitohazardous]

drain gang

[amarga-2]

[oliwabiuuu]

脑内片段

[bynine]

snorlax + teddiursa

[capnsoapy]

I think if you want to call something a "———— heritage post" then it needs to be from like, a bygone era of [tumblr]. it can't be a heritage post if it's from a year ago

[capnsoapy]

@freshgarlicbread thank you for asking 👍

i think the eras of [tumblr] are fairly vague but can pretty much be defined as:

2007–2010 [tumblr]; a mostly unused site. boring.

2010–2014 [tumblr]; fourth biggest social media platform in the world. fandom vs hipster. denny's. mostly high school/college aged users. most like modern tiktok.

2014–2018 [tumblr]; yahoo acquisition and dashcon killed new user intake. everything became cringe, the vibe changed drastically. most like modern twitter.

2018–2022 [tumblr]; porn ban happened. roughly half the userbase vanished overnight. suddenly a much more insular community of late-20 somethings. most like modern... google plus?

2022–2026 [tumblr]; present day. wordpress started making rapid changes, the porn ban was relaxed, twitter migration started to some extent. life is happy.

2026–2030 [tumblr]; posts removed in favour of tumblr live, no real moderation (outlawing of machine learning), site becomes almost all pornography and shock videos. most like modern 4chan.

2030– [tumblr]; final act of president jess biden is to take the site offline after the string of assassinations it caused. users migrate to tin can on a string dot gov. most like an episode of seinfeld