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oozey mess
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i look back, i am lost

Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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new Hades 2 shitpost
ten years late to the party, I contribute this Fire Emblem Fates shitpost
Halal Fern
Internet criminals keep making inappropriate fanart of human wizard child Fern, in spite of the fact that she is wearing some kind of modesty smock / mormon purity dance dress. I thought: “How can I make this character appear even more modest?” And so: hijabi Fern. Mashallah, Fern!
REGARDING THE COMPORTMENT OF ROYALTY
LEFT: Tommaso Ciampa, The Sicilian Psychopath, The Greatest Sports Entertainer of All Time, seen here at the 2016 WWE Cruiserweight Classic (June 23, 2016 - September 14, 2016).
RIGHT: Boa Hancock, the Pirate Empress, the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, seen here in the Tokyo Girls Collection Kumamoto 2019 collaboration color spread (One Piece Ch. 921; October 22, 2018).
crimbo gifts for children
Crimbo gifts for a friend of mine's kids. Among other things, I'm the "cool drawing grownup" every time I see them. I think they're old enough to maybe appreciate their own sketchbooks. The Ed Emberley books were certainly formative to my development, so I hope they enjoy them as much as I did at that age.
Frieren’s New Hat
Please everyone watch Frieren it’s very good
I got drunk at the pinball bar and I thought they should make a Columbo Pinball machine.
Like if I was a billionaire I would commission the design and construction of a full production run of Columbo Pinball machines. Maybe 2,000 units. I wouldn't even need to know anything about pinball, I could just hire a the most famous pinball man to consult on design. He probably could put me in touch with the pinball machine assembly people. Wouldn't even need to know anything at all, just throw money at it until Columbo Pinball comes out. Probably take about a year for the whole design cycle but I could get a prototype for personal use before that.
Anyway, the fact that the billionaire class has access to effectively unlimited resources and yet none of them have ever made anything even remotely as good as Columbo Pinball, just as a bit, just because they could, proves that I am cooler and smarter than every billionaire ever.
I made a skeletor
The Fired Idol Maki Itoh - life imitating art.
I can rotate the apple in my mind no problem but I got a friend with aphantasia and it sounds fucked.
Any time I don’t know what to draw I can always fall back on player characters from RPGs from several years ago. This is Shim Caalat, a ranger-type guy from a Star Wars Edge of the Empire game. He’s named Shim because Star Wars already had a guy named Wedge. I was doodling the rest of the party and I realized they looked kind of samey, which led to Shim being equipped with “tactical space lederhosen.”
Kikuri Hiroi is a great character because she is fun and cute and also you can absolutely see the dark trajectory of her life laid out ahead of her (she's so skinny! I worry for her!). A fun comic about cute girls in a band making oblique references to Asian Fung-Fu Generation, and suddenly one of them looks directly into the camera and says: “I have severe depression and anxiety and I am self-medicating with alcohol.” Just an incredible bit.
In my experience, Gatorade is the hangover treatment if the amateur weekend drinker. A truly degenerate wasteoid slurps Pedialyte the morning after.
One Piece’s Most Beautiful Woman in the World, Boa Hancock
Another comic exorcized from my brain. This is based on the brief time I played FEH and thought a team of all Camillas would be fun. I was wrong!
This post is dedicated to my friend Name Redacted who is a big Fire Emblem head. When they asked who my favorite was, and I replied Camilla, they responded that this was “the most telling-on-yourself shit” that they had ever heard, that i was “showing my whole entire ass,” and that I should be “ashamed and embarrassed to admit such a thing.”
oil paintings
Cleaning out the closet and I found these oil studies I did for a class six or seven years ago. I kept thinking "I'm gonna finish these some day," but on further reflection I'm not going to because oil painting is a huge pain in the ass.
Sublimating my death drive to make unnecessary 40k model conversions but just drawing out the planned models. Also dicking around with various brushes in Procreate.