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The rules for my page are as follows: 1) Adults only please. I have a very inappropriate sense of humor and I can’t in good conscience make my jokes with children present. 2) You leave your discourse at the door if I am not the one dragging it in here. 3) Don’t be a smug, self-righteous jerk. Follow these 3 easy rules and we will get along swimmingly. I am also a white cis man for the few of you that might be curious.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[merinnan]

[gegmar]

[merinnan]

[thememedaddy]

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[milquetoaast]

source

[dynamite124]

@wellthebardsdead

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[itachiackerman-deactivated20260]

I stay away from men that hate women, and women that hate men. They be so miserable

[sociallyawkwardtoaster]

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

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Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[ambrosial-sunshine]

[zicygomar]

[smallpwbbles]

Everyone’s art with Jax with a full lock of hair has been so beautiful and then there’s me doing shit like this

[smallpwbbles]

I think it’d be super funny if Caine couldn’t taste or feel the effects from food and drinks cuz he’s an AI that’s doesn’t know better so when he tries modified food and drinks from the cast, it hits HARD

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[smallpwbbles]

Abstragedy sex scene my absolute beloved.

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[ambrosial-sunshine]