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The whole demons/angels gang ;>
This piece was a commission for @laurashapiro-noreally for her Good Omens fanfic A kiss is just a kiss. The fic is really good you guys, itâs sensual and filled with love. Highly recommend it. Itâs been a real pleasure doing this one :3
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Magic Manipulation: the cheekiest angel
Clueless angel? Oh yeah
Lost Fic #63
1. I lost a fic and hope you can help! I donât remember much except that Crowleyâs venom was an aphrodisiac and he bit Aziraphale on accident when Aziraphale tried to wake him from a nap! Any help would be greatly appreciated đ ~anon
2. i canât find this fic i read almost a year ago where crowley is pining after aziraphale but thinks he canât return his feelings and his confession (or maybe just a rant/internal monologue thing to himself) was so moving and beautiful. but i lost it. i canât really remember anything else about it. the way i would describe it was almost lemony snicket-esque ?? but i canât remember anything about it :â( idk how youâd be able to find it or if you have any ideas but whoever did would be my hero ~anon
3. I read an absolutely BEAUTIFUL pic that I wanted to recommend but of course thatâs when my phone glitched and I lost it!! Crowley comes to the bookshop and finds Aziraphale mourning the death of the last living member of his gentlemenâs club, and the whole piece is so beautifully tender and painful. Az sings a Cat Stevens song in the park. Anyone know it? ~anon
4. Hi, I read a fic and lost it ages ago and I was wandering if you could help me find it? Itâs a smut fic with two chapters where A and C have sex in a movie theater and Azirphale doesnât say âI love you" back to Crowley. Love your blog and thx in advance. ~ @shelfperson
5. Hi! Thanks for all you do for this fandom! Iâm looking for a lost fic. It might be one chapter/stand-alone portion of a collection, but Iâm not sure. Aziraphale comes to Crowleyâs flat and sees Crowleyâs accidentally summoned multiple Aziraphales from across history. The Aziraphales stay dressed so Crowley can tell them apart, and they all have sex. Present Aziraphale says they must send back the others after that night, so Crowley extends time indefinitely. 1967 Aziraphale is very shy. Ideas?? ~anon
If you know one of these fics, please use the number in your response!
~ Mod G
GOmens fic 2019-20
The other round-up post made me realise I should probably do a similar one for Good Omens! Writing fic for and being in this fandom over the last couple of years has honestly been one of my favourite fandom experiences to date. And if 2020 is anything to go by, apparently I will never be free of any past fandom, ever - so itâs safe to say that while Iâve phased out of stage one of Good Omens fixation, I could presumably find myself back at ANY TIME. Nonetheless, I may as well gather here the fruits of my weird labour as they stand.
All of this fic is Aziraphale/Crowley, obvs.
Going Native, 4.4k, M
âIâm the quick temptation,â said Aziraphale, stabbing his finger in the direction of his own chest, just to hammer the point home. âIâm what youâre in town for. Well, more fool you, it hasnât been quick at all! And besides, itâs not going to work.â
Riding in Cars with Demons, 2.4k, M
âCareful of the upholstery,â Crowley said, immediately, and in the same voice he used to announce the passage of a condemned soul into hell.
Consecrated Ground, 8.2k, E
âThe thing is, um, youâre a bitâŠâ Crowley rolled on to his back, because Aziraphaleâs blue eyes were, suddenly, slightly too much. âWell. Beach in bare feet.â
an unperfect actor, 2.3k, E
âIâd seen you,â Aziraphale said, in a rush. âIâd seen you, that night. Before I sawâ this picture. Weâd spoken, and then IâŠâ
âWent to look at porn,â said Crowley, his voice odd with disbelief.
A Kind of Magic, 3.8k, E
âAll right,â Crowley admitted, pulling back. âI think I may have been, um, distracted, when I set a few minor miracles in motion. Think a few of the spectral wires might have got crossed.â
Full Dress, 6.7k, E
âThey might come back into vogue,â Aziraphale said, earnestly. âYou never know. Fashionâs cyclical, after all. Or so Iâve read.â
Your Mirror, 28k, E
Aziraphale said, âYour friend thinks Iâm picking you up, you know.â
Crowley looked up, and Aziraphale was looking at him too. He threw back the last of his drink, and said, âAnd are you?â
Crossing The Line (written with @laurashapiro-noreally), 10.5k, E
âIf we survive this,â said Aziraphale, and Crowley opened his mouth, but Aziraphale wouldnât let him interrupt, âAfter we survive this, I would very much like to touch you again.â
The Parting Glass (written with @the-omnishambles), 16.8k, G
âYouâre on holiday?â Crowley asked. âYou did know the monasteries were being forcibly suppressed before you set off, didnât you?â
Good Omens fic rec (part 1)
all the links on my first fic rec post broke after i updated it too many times, so iâm going to post installments rather than editing the same post. this is my collection of everything iâve read since the show premiered; adding summaries would make this post too long, but my favorites are marked with an *.Â
Slow Show by mia_ugly * E 95k
Earthly Pleasures by AstroGirl E 9k
the voice under all silences by ShadyCakes * E 12.3k
The Sandford Flower Show by Mussimm * E 46k
A Home at the Beginning of the World by stereobone * E 5.8k
dearly departed by attheborder * T 30k
Something to do with these sacred words by Solshine * T 11k
The Unexpected Temptation by AnnetheCatDetective * M 4.4k
Pray For Us, Icarus by Atalan * T 65k
Crowley has a Thing for⊠by MrsNoggin E 4.2k
the yet unknowing world by Ark * E 8.3k
The Better Part of Valour by obstinatrix * E 6.2k
This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring * E 22k
Birds of a Feather by idiopathicsmile T 3.6k
Ad Astra by drawlight * E 8k
small infinities and all that by JustStandingHere * M 13k
Classics Appreciation with A. J. Crowley by yolkinthejump E 4.4k
A Touch Like Sunlight by goodomensblog T 11k
You, Soft and Only by thehoyden * E 9.4k
A Better Idea by copperbadge * E 6.3k
Itâs Not The End Of The World, Dear by jessthereckless * E 140k wip
Wings and How to Hide Them by triedunture M 10k
Sudden and Surprising Moments of Overwhelming Affection by darcylindbergh * G 2.7k
as certain dark things by drawlight * E 6.5k
Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake by thehoyden * E 3.4k
TwoFish by Grindylowe T 6.6k
Come Fuck Me Hips by AgentStannerShipper E 3.4k
One Night In Bangor (And the Worldâs Your Oyster) by Atalan * E 17k
Too Generous by rfsmiley T 1.5k
good for the soul by singingtomysoul M 3.6k
i open the door (and you run through) by attheborder * E 9.1k
The Persephone Clause by Zetared * T 19k
These Captive Stars by darlingred1Â E 6.4k
itâs the light (itâs the obstacle that casts it) by Handful_of_Silence T 5.7k
who were captured, who would not yield by Raven (singlecrow)Â * n/a 7k
No Kingdom To Come by drawlight E 30k
Be Ye Therefore Merciful by AmberDiceless T 9.5k
Appetite by spunknbite E 6k
and, so on by PaintedVanilla M 9k
bent to the very earth by Ark E 5.6k
indelible by greased_lightning_rod E 4.2k
Just One Yesterday by Kedreeva G 1.9k
and the punchline to the joke is asking SOMEONE SAVE US by Princex_NÂ G 5.8k
Cry for Absolution by forthegreatergood T 20k
An Honest Surrender by Kedreeva T 4.1k
Slow by write_away T 9.3k
The Seduction Malfunction by iamtheenemy (Steph)Â T 5.4k
The Lightness of You by Rend_Herring E 14k
Almost Human Moments by shinyopals T 6.7k
the bucket list by darcylindbergh E 26k wip
On The Matter Of Touch by Somedrunkpirate T 9k
Something We Were Withholding Made Us Weak by triedunture M 17k
that pulse of my nights and days by Ark E 1.7k
Lead me to the banquet hall by obstinatrix, wishwellingtons E 14.7
you knew my name on sight by brinnanza G 8.3k
Pale Fire by drawlight * E 27k
The Sharper The Knife by copperbadge M 6.4k
Taking the Long Way by iamtheenemy (Steph)Â E 7k
These Things Were Here by MajorEnglishEsquire T 13.6k
what a way to make a living by attheborder T 5k
a very near understanding by ballantine, FeoplePeel M 11.8k
let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster) by thehoyden T 5k
Salinity (And Other Measurements of Brackish Water) by drawlight T 3.4k
Stopgap by RC_McLachlan G 3.1k
Four-Letter Words by idiopathicsmile M 3k
the mortifying ordeal of being known (biblically) by FlipSpring M 6.2k
Futile Devices by ticketybye G 3.2k
Heaven Isnât a Place (Itâs a Person) by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel T 6.2k
lift your face the western way by brinnanza G 1.4k
The Sometimes Wife by AgentStannerShipper E 74k
An Invitation You Canât Decline by thehoyden E 1.9k
Re-Recalled by Jennistar T 4.8k
Every Atom Belonging to Me by triedunture T 5.5k
In the (Second) Beginning by cherryfeather M 2.6k
get religion quick (cause youâre looking divine) by brinnanza G 4.2k
A Secret About A Secret by theheartbelieves M 5.9k
Careful by Aethelflaed G 1.6k
iâd like for you and i to go romancing by dollsome T 6.7k
listen (heâs already told you five times) by darcylindbergh M 1.8k
Show/Tell by walkalittleline M 3.3k
Last Train to London by drawlight E 10k
Sleeping Arrangements by goingsparebutwithprecision G 4.6k
names, pet and otherwise by Elsajeni G .8k
Of Celestial Sonnets and Pitiable Poets by triedunture T 6.3k
Easier Than Air by A_Candle_For_Sherlock G 3.5k
Good Neighbours, Good Fences (and Other Misunderstandings) by out_there E 28k
left with no trace, as if not spoken to by drawlight E 4.3k
Firecomb by almaasi M 7.9k
Being Seen by lyricwritesprose G 2.6k
An Angel who did not so much Fall In Love as Settle Into It Gradually by TheLadyZephyr G 7.5k
Finding the Words by Aethelflaed G 4.5k
Bells and Whistles by Eremji (handsfullofdust)Â E 5.1k
And A Nightingale Sang by Kedreeva G 3.2k
each flower has wept and bowed towards the east by JustStandingHere T 5.6k
Yours, Always by KitCat_Italica T 1.2k
Love Like Fools by animeangelriku T 4.6k
For the Angel Who Has Everything by triedunture E 8.3k
An Angelic Disposition by iamtheenemy (Steph)Â E 3k
Penance by Blissymbolics M 5.9k
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After the Rain đ
This fandom has TONS of lovely fanfiction, of which I am a greedy consumer. Iâm still making my way through it all (old and new). Here are just a few of the ones Iâve read that have really stood out to me. Expect many more posts like this in the future as I continue reading. (Also, recs are always welcome)Â
Edit: Part two is here. If you want to have a Full List of the ones Iâve read so far (at least via AO3) you can see my bookmarks list Here.Â
Keep reading
so
we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste
i got all of this for âŹ4 from starbucks
bless
The America version is called FoodForAll
I love TooGoodToGo all of this sushi cost me ÂŁ3.50 (the chinese food cost me ÂŁ3.59)
YOOOOOOO, theyâre formalizing this?!?!
I used to do community service at a community breakfast, weâd go to the local Safeway and get all their stale bread, the local bakery for their stale baked goods and whatnot.
They throw away so much food itâs ridiculous, Iâm glad someone finally created a program like this!
The American app isnât available everywhere but if youâre broke in NY or Boston, check it out!
The US app logo currently looks like this and was last updated 3 weeks ago (as of January 25th 2020)
TooGoodToGo is available in many European countries, including the UK, much of Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy and the Iberian peninsula.Â
In Canada we have flash food, I dont know if itâs just confined to loblaw stores but you can get food that stores have to throw out for dirt cheap
I know I reblogged this once already but Iâm back to say thereâs an Australian version!
YWaste has been around since 2017 apparently, so theyâre quite well established if youâre Australian and in need of options
I used to be broke and knowing about this app would have been extremely helpful. Hope it helps some of you folks out there â€ïž
If youâre not in the service areas for these apps, try looking for your local âsalvageâ grocery store â these are places that sell foods with damaged packaging, are out of season (think Halloween-themed cereal after October), and expired stuff that is still safe to eat.
At my local store, I can find Kind breakfast bars for 75% off and all thatâs wrong is the outer box is damaged â the individual bars are still wrapped and safe. If youâre willing to hunt (I am good at finding stuff that wonât expire for a while), youâll learn pretty quickly what works for you; itâs cheap, and yet another way to fight food waste.
Dogs shaming
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
(via meanboysclub)
The last one
Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals
the bible but its retold in memes
âif she eat the fruit, she a thotâ, the Allmighty said
âall women are queensssssâ the serpent hissed into Eveâs ear
HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes
âThis bitch sentient. YEETâ
Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine
âtake a sip babes, for this is my bloodâ
as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito
God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, âthen perishâ
And on the seventh day, God said: âIt is Sunday, my dudes.â
And He told His followers about the Promised Land:
Moses commanded the red sea in the name of God, âMove, Iâm gay.â
And the Lord spoke to his disciples, âTake, cronch. This is my body, given for you.â Then, lifting the wine, Jesus cracked open a cold one with the boys.
The blind man was made to see by Jesusâ hand, and he looked up in awe. âIâd like to thank not only God but also Jesus.â
The Pharaoh of Egypt would not relent, for he was the sand guardian, guardian of the sand, and the Israelites quivered before him.
Tied up and helpless, Samsonâs wig was snatched.
On the third day, Jesus rose again. âIâm a bad bitch, you canât kill me.â
âPSA: here are the new Commandments, thank you for coming to my TED talk.â
âUm OP literally created the world and everything in it but go off I guessâ
Witnessing Jesus walking on water, the disciples were in awe:Â âOh, my God â He on x-games modeâ
Jesus, bound to the cross, spoke thusly:
David: Bro I had a dream we fucked
Jonathan: Bro itâs just a dream
David: Gay, I wouldnât fuck you
Jonathan: You wouldnât?
David: I mean, unless you want toâŠ
Iâm pretty sure my soul was just damned to hell I laughed so hard at this I started crying
Snake: listened to
Fruit: eaten
Dick: out
I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN
DO IT NOW: Guide to Proper Bra Fit and Measuring because Victoria Secret and La Senza and whatever are full of shit and you are definitely wearing the wrong size ok? ok
Hi guys Iâm obsessed with this shit lately because I donât want anyone to have unhappy, unsupported boobs like I did. Even if you think your boobs and bras are fine, try it. It will make a big difference in comfort, support, and shape, even if you have small boobs or big boobs. A proper fitting bra can fix back, shoulder, and neck pain, along with breast soreness - and it can help you look 10lbs lighter, and your breasts a hell of a lot perkier. This guide also works for proper-sized bikinis and bathing suits (many online stores linked to below sell both- sometimes for as low as 10$!)
Donât just like this, REBLOG IT. EVERYBODY WITH BOOBS DESERVES A PROPER FIT. Even if you donât wear bras yourself, spread it around to tumblr or with your friends or family.
Grab a soft tape measurer (use inches) and get nekkid - donât wear a bra or shirt please, you donât wear a bra or shirt underneath your bra, do you? This part is fast and easy, and will help you find your âStarting Pointâ bra size - you may not end up in this exact size, but it will get you in the right ballpark.
How to Measure:
Measure your underbust - go right underneath the root of your breasts, but make sure the tape is straight/parallel to the floor. Take a firm, snug measurement - if you have chub, take it tighter.
Measure your bust bent over - bend forward so your back is parallel to the  floor and your boobs are hanging so you have access to all that beautiful breast tissue that is now brought forward. Measure very loosely around the nipples, keeping tape straight/horizontal/perpendicular to the floor.
If your breasts are kind of empty and/or have a lot of sag, this method may overestimate your cup size. Instead, take your bust measurement bent over, standing, and lying flat on your back, and take an average of those three measurements and use that for your calculations.
How to Use These Measurements to find your âStarting Sizeâ:
Round up your underbust measurement to the nearest even number. If you are only half an inch or less away from being a lower size, use that instead (unless you have a bony ribcage). This is automatically your band size. No BS. There is no adding imaginary inches here.
The difference between your underbust measurement and your bust measurement dictates your cup size. Every 1 inch in difference represents a cup size, so 1 inch = A, 2 = B, 3 = C, 4 = D. As you can see here, a true D or DD cup is actually pretty fucking small.Â
CUP SIZES ARE NOT STANDARD, UNLIKE COMMONLY THOUGHT (AND TOLD TO US BY ASSHOLES LIKE VS). They are TOTALLY relative to band size. The cup on a 30D has 4 inches less volume than the cup on a 34D. A 30D is actually the same cup size as a 34B!Â
No one has their shit together on the lettering for each cup size, so hereâs a handy dandy chart. Remember to go with UK measurement as they somewhat have their shit together (and because American companies do not make much above DD, so thereâs literally no point in knowing it, but the European sizing may come in handy)
I DONâT CARE IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA, DO NOT USE THE AMERICAN MEASUREMENTS, FFS. YOUâLL ONLY MAKE THINGS HARDER AND MORE CONFUSING FOR YOURSELF. ANY BOUTIQUE IN NORTH AMERICA WORTH GOING TO, AND 99% OF ONLINE STORES, IS GOING TO SELL PRIMARILY BRITISH OR EUROPEAN BRANDS AND WILL GO BY THEIR SIZING. THERE IS LITERALLY NO POINT IN KNOWING AMERICAN SIZING
DO NOT USE AMERICAN SIZING
DO NOT USE AMERICAN FUCKING SIZING
EVEN IF YOU ARE AMERICAN
AND LIVE IN THE US
USE THE BRITISH SIZING
For example, I have a 29.5 inch underbust and a 38 inch bust when bent over. So, I should take a 30 band and then thereâs an 8 inch difference. So I am a 30FF in UK sizing. This is just my starting point when looking for bras, and I may not always end up with this exact size
Do not pull the âomg no Iâm not a G cup my boobs arenât that big youâre more stupid that the idea of vegetable breadâ shit with me ok? You drank the Kool-Aid and now you need to piss it out. CUP SIZES ARE NOT STANDARD. A 34D IS BIGGER IN THE CUPS THAN A 30E. Here, take a look at a chart of cup volumes and see what I mean.
Also⊠not all âbig cupâ bras are ugly and granny-like. Just check out brands like Freya or Gossard or Gorteks or Panache or Cleo! They are gorgeous!
Trying it on: What a proper fit is like
ALWAYS SCOOP AND SWOOP BEFORE ASSESSING WHETHER IT FITS OR NOT. What does this mean? This means bend over, hike up your bra so that it sits right under the root of your breasts. Then, start smooshing all your back fat and armpit rolls or any loose tissue thats underneath or to the side of the cup, INTO the cup. All that stuff is breast tissue that got pushed around from your shitty bras, no I am not bullshitting - after a few months of wearing better bras, many people end up having to get a bigger cup and sometimes even a smaller band too, as all the smooshed breast tissue migrates back to the boob, where it should be. Not kidding. So get everything in there and make sure the wire is positioned perfectly under your boobs. Then stand up and assess the fit. If it seemed to fit before scooping, it wonât fit now.
THIS IS JUST A STARTING POINT. Try on your starting size and work from there. You may need to go up or down a band size, or up or down many cup sizes. Not all brands or even models in that brand are made the same way, and the shape of your boobs also helps determine the size and fit, so donât try on JUST the size you calculated, say âit doesnât fitâ, and then give up and go back to your 36Cs. You arenât doing yourself any favours. If you donât feel comfortable in your âstarting point sizeâ, go ahead and try a size up or down in bands and/or a size or two or even three up or down in cups as needed.
ALWAYS start on the loosest hook. If you need to start on the tightest hook, go down a band size. The point of hooks is simple - as your bra gets used, it gradually loses its elasticity and gets loose. So, you use your hooks to bring it in, and when you reach the last hook, well, be prepared to get rid of your bra in a few months (unless you invest in a band tightener like the Rixie Clip)
A proper fit means the bra band is straight and parallel to the floor. If it isnât, and seems to be getting pulled up, its too big and isnât supporting you. Get a smaller band. You shouldnât be able to stretch it more than a couple inches off your back. It may feel tight at first, but bras do need âbreaking inâ and you are used to wearing things that do not fit correctly, so give it a chance. Of course, it should not hurt either!
A proper fit means your bra straps are not digging in.Â
A proper fit means the gore (the little centerpiece of the bra where the wires sort of meet) MUST tack/sit firmly against your chest. If it doesnât, then the wires are not truly fully underneath your boobs and so are not giving you the proper support.Â
A proper fit means your boobs must fit smoothly into the entire cup (after scooping and swooping). The wire should totally encase all your breast tissue (this includes armpit fat and stuff). There should be no empty space at the bottom or top of the cup. Your boobs should not be overflowing from the top of the cup. If thereâs overflowing or uncontained tissue after scooping, or of it feels tight, get a bigger cup.
A proper fit means you should be able to lift your arms over your head and jump around without the band or underwire budging or exposing underboob.
Size Tweaks/Troubleshooting (make sure you scoop and swoop first):
The band feels tight: Is the gore tacking or not? If not, go up a cup size or two (or maybe even three or four). Even if the gore is tacking, try this first. The band may be tight because the cups are too small, so your boobs are stretching the band out too much to overcompensate for lack of cup depth, making it feel tighter. If after trying larger cups, it still feels uncomfortably tight, go up a band size (and down a cup size if the first size fit well in the cups - remember, cup is relative to band, a 32DD is the same in the cups as a 34D). Remember though that it takes a few days to break a bra in, so it may feel tight or perfect at first, and then comfortable or too loose later.
The band feels loose/band is riding up and not remaining parallel to the floor: Go down a band size (and up a cup size or two because blablah relativity).Â
The gore is not tacking, but band is not tight: Band size is too big, or maybe fits just right - but the cups are too small. You know what to do.
Boobs spilling over: Go up a cup size. Check first though that the bottom of the cup is not empty, and hike it up if it is!
Empty space at bottom of cup: Hike that shit up so it gets right to the roots of your breasts. This may fix bulging/spillage. If you canât get it higher, then you need a smaller cup or this make of bra is just not suited to your shape.
Empty space at top of cup: You need a smaller cup, or this shape of bra just does not suit you your breasts, especially if your breasts are not very full on top. Or you need to scoop and swoop!
Straps digging in: Loosen them. If your boobs suddenly sag, then the band is not supportive enough, and you need a tighter band.
Armpit rolls: Bigger cup and/or scoop and swoop that shit. The cut of bra may also just not be for you (for now anyway - your armpit rolls may migrate back into the boobs and disappear eventually!)
They donât even make my size!!: If youâre in a 28-48 D-KK (UK sizing) cup, you will find your size online easily enough. however, if you have a smaller band than that or need smaller cups, they are hard to find - message me and Iâll try to help you with a solution!
So, for example, my starting size may be 30FF, but I may end up wearing a 28G or H if the band of that model is too loose and the gore not tacking. Or the band may be fine and I may need a bigger cup so Iâll get a 30G. Or The band may be good but the cups too big, so Iâll get a 30F or E. Or the band may be too small to be comfortable and Iâll wear a 32F or E (same cupsize-ish as 30FF!).Â
 What Not to Do:
NEVER PUT YOUR BRA IN THE DRYER. AND PREFERABLY, WASH IT BY HAND. The heat and twisting ruins the elasticity of the bra and reduces its life! This is the best way to ruin bras, donât do it.
Do not add 3 or 4 or 5 inches or whatever to your band measurement. That is BS that American companies use so that they donât have to manufacture a larger range of sizes - they use it to fit you into their stock, not their stock onto you. The band will be too big and unsupportive. Those 4 inches they add to the band are 4 inches that should be in the cup size, so no wonder people think anything over DD should be huge.
Do not measure your âoverbustâ cause really what the fuck does that have to do with how large you are underneath your boobs, come on
Do not do the above because 80% of the support comes from the band, which needs to be firm against you and not be sliding or moving around.Would you wear underwear 4 inches bigger than your hips? No, so why would you wear a bra band 4 inches bigger than your ribcage that gets pulled up and stuff and would fall off if not for the straps, while expecting it to support the boobies at the same time?
Do not go down a band size and then forget to go up a cup size or two. Again, cup sizes are not static. A 30FF is the same cup volume as a 32F or E. If you donât do this, no shit the bra will fit badly or feel tight.
Do not go straight to Victoriaâs Secret or La Senza or whatever, even if you are lucky enough to fit in their small range of sizes - they donât seem to follow sizing very well. Still, try, by all means, but be aware that their bras may be odd compared to others.
 "But where do I get these Bras? Iâve never even seen these sizes!â
Luckily, the internet makes this shit really easy. Buying bras online is nearly always way cheaper, even with shipping, and even if coming from somewhere in Europe! But of course, its best to try on stuff first, to avoid the hassle of return shipping (even though its still not that expensive - just annoying). So what I advise is to find a store near you, try stuff on there, note down the Brand, Model, and Size, and then buy it online for up to a quarter of of the in-store price.
If you canât find a store near you, online ordering is still extremely cheap, even with return shipping. Instead of getting a whole bunch of bras in only 1 size each, pick out a few models and order a few sizes of each. Ex: one with a bigger or smaller band if your measurements are close to needing a bigger or smaller band size, and then some up or down a couple cup sizes so you can compare the fit. When you have the perfect fit in one bra, it will be easier to go on Bratabase or r/ABraThatFits and have them suggest bras that give similar shape or suggest a different size to you as a model youâre interested in may run large or small.
So, Where to Find:
Note: You can find proper-sized bras as low as 10$ US online (particularly from ebay or brastop.com) and most average 30-45$.
List of Online Retailers from BustyResourcesWiki:Â A complete list of online retailers around da world. Many ship internationally so take a look at all of them (particularly the UK ones)
Ebay, Etsy, and Amazon all have bras inexpensively.
List of Offline Retailers from BustyResourcesWiki: List of chain-stores (not of privately owned stores)
If in Canada, look for a Change Lingerie near you to try on bras. Note that they only carry their own brand.
If in the USA, look for a Nordstrom or Nordstrom Rack near you to try on bras. They carry all sorts of brands and have an online store as well (and also ship to Canada!)
Use a store locator from the webpage of a bra brand company to find non-chain, privately owned stores - if they have one of these brands, theyâll have others. Hereâs the locator for Freya, Curvy Kate, Fantasie, Chantelle, Panache, and Affinitas. There are more than just these of course.
If you are small in the band AND in the cup (under a D cup) look at the Little Bra Company.
Ask around on Bratabase or r/ABraThatFits for stores near you.
WOMAN, YOU HAVE THE INTERNET! GOOGLE! YELP!
WARNING: There are many chain stores (Nordstrom, Lane Bryant, Mark and Spencer, Change etc) that do bra fittings and have a good reputation. However, each store is different - some measure correctly, and some use the stupid VS method. Every store has a different team of employees and knowledge. DO NOT GO IN WITHOUT HAVING MEASURED YOURSELF FIRST, JUST IN CASE THEY ARE ONE OF THE BAD STORES. DO NOT TRUST ALL BRA FITTERS, EVEN IF SOMEONE RECOMMENDED THEM TO YOU. If your fitter gives you a measurement different from this one, be mentally prepared to have a difficult time getting them to help you find the right bra.
I had the fitter at Change help me, and when I mentioned that the gore did not tack, she said âOh, the gore never touches the chest with these brasâ. I was like HAHA NOPE BRING ME A LARGER CUP WOMAN. And lo and behold, 2 extra cup sizes later, the gore tacked (and my boobs stopped spilling out). She was very nice otherwise but if I hadnât known better that could have been bad.
Resources:
r/ABraThatFits: forum for bras, they will help you with sizing, fitting, and finding the right model for your breast shape - they have links to a lot of resources, such as online stores, used bra listings, etc.
Busty Resources Wiki: Great resource for fitting tips, diagrams, explanations, styles.
Bra Band Project: an online gallery of what various sizes look like! Dump your disbelief!
List of Online Retailers: Online is MUCH cheaper and shipping is usually cheap too, even from Europe. Try bras in a store near you , pick out what you like, and order them online instead.
Bratabase: Database of bras, with user inputted measurements of each bra model in its size - bras may be marked the same size, but with this you can see which may have bigger or smaller bands or cups, or what style may suit what shape of breast, all of which helps find the perfect fit for you!Â
Great Youtube Video on Bra Fitting:Â This is one of the few people on Youtube who knows their shit about bras. Great for the visuals to help you understand what a bad fit and proper fit look like.
Venusian Glow is a great bra blog - SO MUCH INFO. Suggests bras based on your boob shape amongst other things.
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