Certified Moe Szyslak @moestavern - Tumblr Blog

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Milo • 27 • Any pronouns, I'm not picky

This is my side blog for The Simpsons.

Don't hesitate to message me, but be aware i talk a lot.

I gay ship these characters so if youre uncomfortable with that get outta here. Primarily i post about Smoe. I really like Homoe too with a little Moeney on the side. I ship stuff with characters other than Moe too (primarily Carlenny and Maruth but I get behind almost all Simpsons ships)

Homoe Masterpost HERE !!!

Link seems broken on PC, if its not working right click the link and click "open in new tab"

Smoe Spotify playlist HERE !!!

#abt me #no one is allowed to come at me for my spotify playlist having wack ass vibes for them. its about the lyrics more than its about the vibes #+ my character playlist are about what songs make ME think of them not what songs THEY would like/listen to #i write fanfiction but i dont have any of it posted anywhere because i refuse to finish anything and im easily demotivated #im also autistic + adhd but i guarantee you that was obvious #just an fyi #i sometimes block moe selfshippers/yumeshippers #thats nothing personal #im NOT a moe selfshipper #im closer to a kinnie.#ill still unblock if you ask but that MIGHT be why youre blocked

Something that pissed me off about a recent episode with Moe in it was them reviving his mom after spending seasons upon seasons making jokes about her being dead.

Ik she was alive in s3 when he was apparently living with her. But at some point they killed her off off screen because they make a lot of jokes about her being dead!!

I wrote that into my Moe canon and im keeping it there!

#its an important part of the lore i wrote for him okay!#i headcanon that house he lives pre season 14 (ignore that its seen again 1 time in s17) was where he and his mom lived #i also hc that blue truck he drives for a bit was hers #man #she hated him she abused him but after he was thrown out by his dad and siblings that was like all the famoly he had ya kno #that kinda loss is devastating #i know i take him far too seriously but goddamn....#losing his mom was a key part of exploring moes depression in my personal interpretation and timeline of his backstory #please someone talk to me about my moes life timeline that video on YouTube about him does him no justice #all of my headcanons are canon because i AM Moe Szyslak unfortunately

tall

#im only reblogging this here bc this jokes been made about Moes more than once #and thats not includimg the insurance when Moes was a gay bar

sucksumps

i just realized i dont think i ever posted these but i colored them finally

thatfreakybartender

whatever

montyspiddr

IM MOE!!!! IM MOE IM FUCKING MOE!!!!!!!!

phaeton-flier

mp3dvd

“im glad I tried it once.” oh but little does he know that he could try it again. maybe even. three times. and possibly. maybe. one billion times

sonandheirofnothinginparticular

koippier

tpwrtrmnky

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

tpwrtrmnky

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.