cons: jerk

something something or other pfp is by the lovely @alien-charmies

[mp3dvd]

if hell exists ur there now

hello my dudes !! my name is comet and this is my shitshow of a blog. hope u love it, i sure do.

i’m genderqueer and kick it with any pronouns.

i just kinda post what i want 😸

THINGS TO NOTE !!!

i genuinely cannot believe I have to say this but i do not want a romantic relationship with you. i do not want a qpr with you. any confession of that nature will result in an immediate block, idc how long I’ve known you for.

im a selfshipper, my f/o is waylon smithers…yes everybody point and laugh. it’s honestly more for fun/to cope than anything. im chill w/ doubles but only if they’re chill with me (mirror sharing).

no DNI, I block very freely.

i’m neurodivergent and interaction is difficult for me, i promise im trying my best.

asks are more than welcome and dms are open to moots !!

^ tysm to @/pizzahutz-in-the-garage for making me this !!

[excitementshewrote]

[mp3dvd]

“im glad I tried it once.” oh but little does he know that he could try it again. maybe even. three times. and possibly. maybe. one billion times

[deftism]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYI hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come up with a fail safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us I hope the fences we mended Fall down beneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it’s already too late And I hope that the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope that the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town again In my life I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife and I hope you die I hope we both die I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow I hope it bleeds all day long Our friends say it’s darkest before the sun rises But we’re pretty sure they’re all wrong I hope it stays dark forever I hope the worst isn’t over And I hope you blink before I do And I never get sober And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can’t find one good thing to say And I hope that if I find the strength to walk out You’ll stay the hell out of my way I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unloveable hand and I hope you die I hope we both die

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[ankle-beez]

[dajo42]

had to tell marge simpson that homer simpson had been murdered, to which marge responded by swearing revenge, and lisa simpson said "but mom, killing for revenge makes you just as bad as them" and marge simpson responded "lisa, if we spend our whole lives drawing lines in the sand to define whats right and wrong, we wont notice the tide coming in" to which bart simpson exclaimed "ay caramba!"

[flyingredbird]

I miss the thicker glasses that Smithers had in earlier seasons. I find them cute

[maxxie-or-smth]

what the fuck was i researching last night

[twinkhole-destroyer]

insane how we can watch movies more than once. has anybody tried this before

[montyspiddr]

IM MOE!!!! IM MOE IM FUCKING MOE!!!!!!!!

[phaeton-flier]

[goldcrescent]

[loveridden1999]

i've been more peer pressured to watch star wars in my life than to do drugs

[thatfreakybartender]

whatever

[thepinkpestilence]

walter. stop tumblr posting for one fucking second.

[seraphtrevs]

the thing that is so heartbreaking about the brothers mcgill is that chuck very desperately wanted jimmy in his life, which was the whole point of making howard the bad guy- so that jimmy wouldn't get mad and leave him. it seems possible to me that chuck's ehs exists partly to keep jimmy with him, to make it very literal how much he needs him

chuck felt so out of control - can't keep his mom from dying, can't keep his wife from leaving, can't keep jimmy out of the law, and this is all physically painful to him and a huge blow to his ego. so the idea of ehs explains the pain while avoiding the shame of confronting the very ugly parts of himself all these losses have exposed - his petty jealousies, his passive-aggressiveness.

like, it was a deeply horrible thing to make howard lie to jimmy, for what it did to jimmy but also what it did to howard. howard clearly feels regret and shame for the lie, but he does it anyway because chuck manipulates him into going against his own conscious. imagine what it would have been like if chuck had been honest with jimmy from the beginning about not approving of him being a lawyer. they'd fight about it, but i don't think it would destroy their relationship beyond repair

[seraphtrevs]

the thing that is so heartbreaking about the brothers mcgill is that chuck very desperately wanted jimmy in his life, which was the whole point of making howard the bad guy- so that jimmy wouldn't get mad and leave him. it seems possible to me that chuck's ehs exists partly to keep jimmy with him, to make it very literal how much he needs him

chuck felt so out of control - can't keep his mom from dying, can't keep his wife from leaving, can't keep jimmy out of the law, and this is all physically painful to him and a huge blow to his ego. so the idea of ehs explains the pain while avoiding the shame of confronting the very ugly parts of himself all these losses have exposed - his petty jealousies, his passive-aggressiveness.

like, it was a deeply horrible thing to make howard lie to jimmy, for what it did to jimmy but also what it did to howard. howard clearly feels regret and shame for the lie, but he does it anyway because chuck manipulates him into going against his own conscious. imagine what it would have been like if chuck had been honest with jimmy from the beginning about not approving of him being a lawyer. they'd fight about it, but i don't think it would destroy their relationship beyond repair