Bruja Bitch™

emmy, 32, she/her trans latina artist

[bleekay]

[pmamtraveller]

By Arete Nani

[segamascott]

[klejmask]

I'm gonna regret this forever

@tankhall

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[pmamtraveller]

Black Cat by Maya Fidawi

[softwaring]

[iiumz]

[iamwizzzzz]

[yellbug]

modesty

[m0untainslut]

the sun is medicine, the trees are medicine, the stars are medicine, the ocean is medicine

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[huariqueje]

The Ocean at Dusk -  Kate Jarvik Birch 

American , b. 1977 -

Gouache on paper , 10 x 10 in.

[hungwy]

nationalists when they have to source their statements: my nation told me

[weepingwidar]

Casey Weldon (US-American, 1979) - Curtains (2026)

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines