Here's my thing. (Not my wiener.) @moffthedwarf - Tumblr Blog

classically-lit-memes4u

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

briennesjaime

eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325

Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.

I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.

zicygomar

I couldn’t re-find that one comment about the clown school, but I drew it anyways

astoralexander

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

The Hole

It’s been about a year since I set out from my house late at night with the intention of ending my own life. I hit the lowest point in my life. Felt less than human. I couldn’t find a reason to justify my continued existence on this earth. As I sat, looking out at the water, contemplating just how I was going to take my life, my phone started blowing up. I listened to voice mails from my mother and father. I’m not sure if they managed to reach me in my sullen state, or if I decided that I was too afraid of death to actually commit to it, but I backed down. I got back in my car and I drove home, only to be met with a couple of cops who were called about my suicide attempt. They had a talk with me, I guess trying to assess my mental health to see if they needed to commit me for my own well-being. Thankfully, they left after a short while with the decision that I wasn’t going to try to kill myself again.

I was in a dark place even after that. But I vowed to pull myself out of the pit I had fallen into. I climbed and scraped and fell and climbed more. Reapplied for school to get back into classes. Figured out a degree worth having. Started seeing a therapist. Got back on meds for ADHD and started taking meds for antidepression. I cut my hair, started losing weight. Lost 30 pounds. Started working to get promoted, which I did. It’s been about a year, and while I’m still in the hole, I’m getting closer to pulling myself out. And if I have to claw and dig until my fingers are bloody and raw then I will. Nothing will stop me now, that much I promise myself.

akamxru

IM THE MARIO

eat. your. arms.

and then again,

GOGAGUGUAHGH GADI GTO THE MARIO

I. Am. God.

and then you know,

cOME ON, ITS TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO

DOOD DO DO DO DOOTadduh

JUST, LIKE, THAT!

akamxru

DICK

adreamingofguns

for people who are confused:

aintthesharpesttoolintheshed

cute-electrocute

dimaiv-nov

Mary Jane Watson Another cover work for a client who’s making custom comic book binds. This time it’s for the one with MJ related issues inside. (Here is the previous “Avengers” one)

[Pictures in the frames by Paolo Rivera, John Romita Sr., John Romita Jr., Alex Ross and Mark Bagley]

businessinsider

7 quirky cat behaviors and what they mean

petcareawareness

I, personally, would have called this “7 perfectly normal but frequently misunderstood cat behaviors and what they mean”, but you get the point. - Grump

greelin

shockingly enough turn signals exist for a reason

astoralexander

The Storia Western Trilogy… written and directed by Sergio Leonne (Not Sergio Leone, that’s another guy. He made the Dollars Trilogy)

Prints Available here: https://society6.com/astoralexander/collection/storia-western-trilogy

lesbianrey

if you click to open this thread you die in real life

oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019

predicted answer: “have sex with me”

thekutestkillua-deactivated2018

I read this thread and it’s surprisingly wholesome. Lots of guys either wanting to be the little spoon, making jokes about blanket hogging, or wanting their girlfriends to say what they like so that they can pleasure them more.

robb-greyjoy-deactivated2019082

Tbh I’m starting to think most of tumblr seriously lack any serious interaction with men, and not only sexual but to a platonic/friendship level.

I don’t mean to attack anyone but how come all this people decided men would think something pervert and rapey? How come people who actually checked were so surprised that men wanted something humanly acceptable and maybe even *gasps* cute?

I am serious in this question: did you ever had male friends? Because this thread to me was the LEAST surprising thing on earth.

In HS, having been a butch lesbian and having had a ton of male friends, the typical sex questions were “hey, can you tell me how to mae her feel good?” or “hey, how do I tell if she likes it?” or “do I sound clingy/pathetic if I want cuddles after?”. Boyfriends worry about their girlfriends pleasure, their happiness and what they think of sex. They do. And when they don’t do much to pleasure them, most of the time is because they are inexperienced. Women do have a problem with communicating their desire, nobody denies that it’s also society’s fault but if you don’t ask stuff you can’t get surprised you don’t get it and out there it’s full of men wanting to do things with respect and to make their girlfriends happy.

Boys are WHOLESOME. As girls are. People are wholesome and nice and vulnerable and in strive for good things for them and others.

And even those who made sexual comments like “blowjobs” or “more boob stuff”…. why is it bad? It’s a NSFW thread???? It’s the space to talk about that. Would you have the same reaction if in their matching thread women said they want their boyfriends to go down on them more? Or if they said they’d like him to touch them in different zones? Would you have complained if women said it of their girlfriends? Then why shaming boys?

Having needs both sexual and emotional is natural, the important is not force them on people who don’t feel like that and these men didn’t (which is why the thread exists in first place).

Men have emotional needs too and pretending they don’t and buying into the “all men think about is sex” and “ah men are all rapey and dirty” is sexism, not only towards men but because it implies that women are purer than them which leads to the HolyMary kinda misoginy that denies women their need to physical pleasure.

Also let’s stop pretending sex is inherently dirty and bad. Sex is fun, as long as it’s consensual.