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thanks for the free parking ✧ Chris / CJ ✧ ✧ He/They ✧ Trans, Stoner, Anarchist, diet soda guzzler

[kod-lyoko]

[bafahy]

New procedure

[neckfat]

[cryptotheism]

Have you studied enough alchemy to synthesise The Dialectic Material?

I've got an ingot of pure context on my side table

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Dragonball: Evolution (2009) BEST SCENE

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[karvina]

swerving to avoid a dust speck in the middle of the highway and the guy behind me honks but when he runs into it his car is completely blasted apart

[blob-of-badness]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[toskarin]

no

[9cl-deactivated20250421]

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

[contemptible-scoundrel]

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

[mousegirlheart]

can we play touys together?

[despazito]

[the-big-mood]