I don't know how to do this

Hey! I'm Simone, currently 19, and I'm from Melbourne. I reblog fandom stuff and funny stuff mostly. I hope you stick around :D

[roy-kent]

this cold open is a masterpiece

[leaper182]

I’ve never seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine before, but I love this cold open.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Superman doesn’t need his cape to fly so it’s basically just his blankie.

[mokanger97]

Every time who lives, who dies, who tells your story plays..

Eliza: oh, can I show you what I'm proudest of?

Me: *eyes well up with tears* don't...

Company: The orphanage

Me: *lies face flat on floor and cries for three day*

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[strawberrymilk0-deactivated2017]

the dream job is probably being a greek water nymph in an early romanticism painting…..in a pond, tiddies out, looking bored & playing men with my girlfriends

[mokanger97]

2014: gay??

2015: gay.

2016: gayer.

2017: gayest.

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

while you were studying the blade I wasn’t studying the blade. I was reading the cliffnotes on blades. I’m barely scraping by in blade class

[mokanger97]

Me: *Decides to reorganise bookshelves.*

Me, fifteen minutes later: *Crying, screaming, books are everywhere, it's too late to turn back. Where is my floor? Why is the world ablaze?*

[wjldflower]

2017 mood

[flerns]

Jean-Ralphio Singing At People

[stolentweets]

[ladybjackson-deactivated2018082]

Both are gold

[adulthoodisokay]

getchu a dude who can do both

[adeles]

Neville Longbottom - Harry Potter (2001) // Monsieur Jean - Beauty and the Beast (2017)

[joebidensanonymous]

Biden is a 4-month-old Golden Retriever named after the former vice president. His owner Sidney took him to the Capitol to see Joe Biden give a speech.

“As soon as he saw the dog during his speech, he pointed at the dog, tapped his friend and then started like cracking up. Right towards the end, I kind of signaled him, and he gave me a wink to come over,” Sydney said.

“When I told him his name was Biden, his face lit up and he started kissing the dog, which is like exactly what I expected Joe Biden would do”

Source: Buzzfeed

[odi-the-aibyouka]

[ithelpstodream]

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