Jacob Sucks

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[lefthandedtoons]

The Standard Model of Ario Theory | Left-Handed Toons

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1914/

[esser-z]

….

[sheep-kinta]

you

[my-words-are-light]

Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

[gomboc123]

[icyandthefrostbites]

YO

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

dexter is one emotionally manipulative ass show

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

also dexter himself is a big fucking baby who uses the fact that he’s a serial killer to avoid confronting his own emotions. he just mopes and pouts about how he “doesn’t have any feelings”. cry me a river dude, i’m not buying it

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

yeah and his sister’s always annoying him. just let him do his experiments, it’s his laboratory after all.

[porterr-robinson]

[hailesteinfeld]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Cast

[catchymemes]

[slaughterhousefive]

Visit Original Link

There’s no way to beat Ghost Horse

[seymourdisapproves]

Lin Manuel Miranda wrote this

[owldude]

Visit Original Link

phineas and ferb but everything is ambiguous and mundane

[ryanphantom]

[molarmelt]

Yeah

[tigerliliesinthebathtub]

nectarines are gay

this has been a psa

#20gayteen

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

[bird-cannibalism]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

the song that plays while Kanye West escapes from the MK Ultra mind control facility

[sirartwork]

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[roman-lxix]

Anybody else get this??

(Template made by @banozac )

Bonus:

[molarmelt]

Photo study of @stefaniaferrario

[macbethz]

I found Travis Mcelroy’s myspace and I don’t think mortal eyes were ever meant to see these photos

[macbethz]

We have this classic profile pic

????

GRIFFIN???

GRIFFIN?? JUSTIN???

& my personal favorite:

[macbethz]

JUSTIN WAS LINKED IN HIS CONNECTIONS AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE

TWO OF THE SAME PIC WITH THAT CAPTION ON ONE OF THEM AND NOTHING ELSE

[manlethotline]

THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY