dude! you need to check out the carnival! they have a new ride called the klein bottle, and it's fucking insane! it's this super small ride, so you'd never guess how crazy it gets looking at it! like, you can't even see the whole coaster because it doesn't even fully exist in our reality! it's four-dimensions, man!
my buddy sev- you know him, he's that crazy fucker that put live wires on your tongue so you could see new colors at that party. yeah, right before the generator exploded. well, he got a job running the ride, and it fucking rocks, dude! yesterday, he let me go on that ride extra times! there's barely anyone in line because the part that intersects with our reality looks pretty boring. like, i almost didn't go on it either because i thought he was fucking with me about some kiddie ride. well, because of that, nobody knows how cool it is, so i got to ride it a shit ton!
what? no, my shirt's on the right way. i don't see the tag... the text? oh, yeah, about that. so, sev was saying the ride operators actually have to send you through twice. when they built the ride, they didn't really pay attention to exactly how it was twisting in and out of reality and you just come out... backwards, i guess? something about the fourth dimension. everyone sees you as a mirror image, you see everything as a mirror image. that's what sev was saying, anyway.
well, when i was taking all those extra rides, i guess he lost count because that happened to me. security was telling him to shut the coaster down because the carnival was done for the day. when we realized i was all backwards, we tried to get me back on for one more ride, but he just threatened to ban me, so i just had to leave.
it's fucking weird, man. i kept getting lost on my way home because all the directions are the wrong way for me, now. my apartment was on the left side of the hallway instead of the right, and i walked in on some naked-ass old man by accident. i think he was my landlord, so i might have to crash at your place again soon.
no, it's a really cool ride! i'm definitely going back on it today! i just need to make sure i go through it once on the first ride so i get put the right way around. i'm bringing all my clothes from yesterday, too, so they'll become normal with me!
what? yeah, my underwear too.
oh, come on, man, like you've never worn your underwear two days in a row. besides, i need that penis flap the right way around. it's gonna be so weird to use if it's backwards.
