idiot inbred virgin

🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇱✡️🎗️ jade, they/ them ג'ייד, הם/ אתם multifandom mess, writer, fascinated by cannibalism.

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hi, im jade!

(previous url: cannibalism-is-my-love-language)

They\ them. I gave up coherency hears ago. feel free to corect my typos and misspellings, just be nice about it. if you have a problem with me being an israeli who dosent want to die, just block me. i dont want anything to do with you.

I usually dont tag spoilers, so beware!

Dont pick fights that im not involved in on my posts. I better be involved if youre fighting in my fucking notes

Dont use anything i said as an excuse for bigotry of any kind

פליז תדברו איתי בעברית אל תפחדו נמאס לי מהאנגלית כבר די

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Just finished love lies bleeding. This too is lottienat

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Running an experiment

if youve never seen theese characters before, do they look to you like...

close friends

a gay couple

i know these electric fucks

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

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Anyway happy pride month to the humble electric socket

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 4

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."

"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."

"He’d be hotter and that's enough."

"THE OG OMEGA!"

"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."

"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."

Dean propaganda from last season

[Doofenshmirtz]

"he is the number one girldad and i think he'd be really cute with a younger child <3 please he's got empty-nest syndrome he needs this."

"He's already a good dad he needs another."

[babybyebuck]

Doof better win

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Imagine if Doof won both contests this year

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 4

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."

"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."

"He’d be hotter and that's enough."

"THE OG OMEGA!"

"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."

"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."

Dean propaganda from last season

[Doofenshmirtz]

"he is the number one girldad and i think he'd be really cute with a younger child <3 please he's got empty-nest syndrome he needs this."

"He's already a good dad he needs another."

[babybyebuck]

Doof better win

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Imagine if Doof won both contests this year

[zonatcannibalism]

חרדים: הגוף שלך הוא או יהלום או עגבניה

ציונות דתית: הגוף שלך הוא בית המקדש

אני רוצים להשלים את הרשימה. מישהו יודע איזה מטאפורה על הגוף שלהן אומרים לבנות חילוניות וערביות בחינוך מיני בתיכון?

[chornykot]

לא יודע לגבי תיכון אבל אני יודע שמוסלמים בד״כ אומרים ”סוכריה עם\בלי עטיפה”

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x5]”

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Does Tumblr know the lady that makes 3d frogs

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SorrelsSouls

Hello, I make frog monstrosities

Her

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Does Tumblr know the lady that makes 3d frogs

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Does Tumblr know the lady that makes 3d frogs

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Here is a list of the topics my humanities class (the school named it this way because they dont want to commit to a philosophy class) did their final projects about because i think youll find them delightful

West side story

The catcher in the rye

The simpsons

Calvin and Hobbes

Life of brian

The death of the author (the essay by Roland barthes)

The rebel by albert camus

Propaganda posters from facist Italy

[mohelconvention]

“Christian” as a name is so funny to me. What if I just named my son Jew

[mohelconvention]

Shit post canceled. I just remembered Yehudah and Judah exist

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Also judith

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Im sure nothing bad will happen if i leave thumbtack on the floor

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Ouch ouch owie ouchie owwww

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Im sure nothing bad will happen if i leave thumbtack on the floor

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If there was a guy running a pedophile network called smith would you people start treating smith as a pedophile name

[zonatcannibalism]

Running an experiment

if youve never seen theese characters before, do they look to you like...

close friends

a gay couple

i know these electric fucks

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

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My problem with all the trans people pronoun jokes is not really the transphobia and more that theyre simply NOT FUNNY. i mean the transphobia also isnt ok but usually the jokes have no real punchline other then "ha, trannies think pronouns are a thing" or "i identify as". Its repetitive, its boring, its meaningless. Yall have to find some new fucking material i swear