BE WARNED: i am very annoying

obssessed with vampires and clowns and dolls and the like/occasionally i post art/ ive been told the way i reblog posts is "psychotic" so keep that in mind i guess/he him /🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪

[rigormortisvape500]

my views 👇

imperialism: BAD

Homophobia: BAD

9/11: NEUTRAL

ww2: BAD

[solarifle]

do hou know about cheesy michael. do you know about aeropickles

[pebiswoman3]

one 1️⃣🕐two 2️⃣🕑three 3️⃣🕒four 4️⃣🕓 aeropickool 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🥒🥒🥒🥒🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[chiikeiwa]

Fuck it. Aeropickles gijinka

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[landsccape]

[stardancerluv]

Sweet baby

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[girlfleeshouse]

The fate of the girl turns on the history between the housekeeper and the priest.

[sinsinewave]

for some reason i constantly have to stop myself from reading "detroit" as if it's a french word

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[earhartsease]

we were going to post something snarky about this only being an issue if you were in the us, but then we searched "world fairs" and good fucking grief there were a lot of them! and in 1902 alone there were nine (9) of them around the world, but good fucking grief there were a lot of world fairs

[queenburd]

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i've had to lay my eyes on today.

[zukkaoru]

[image text:

“Apparently, there is a joke that Odysseus makes with the Cyclops,” Stewart said. “He was very upset that was not in the movie.”

“I understand,” Nolan said. “It’s a pun. Puns in translation are tough. I tried. It was not possible to work in it.”

So here’s the joke.

(This contains very minor spoilers from the Cyclops scene for those who haven’t read the original text.)

In Homer’s version, the clever Odysseus (Matt Damon in the film) encounters the murderous Cyclops in his cave. Odysseus first tells the creature his name is “Nobody” (Outis in Greek). Later, when Odysseus drives a stake into the Cyclops’ eye, the creature screams for help and other Cyclops come running. Asked who is attacking him, the Cyclops cries that “Nobody” is doing it — so the others misunderstand him and leave. Like with the Trojan Horse, giving a fake name was a trick that pays off later.

end image text.]

[copperbadge]

Okay I have lived with this ambiguity long enough.

THIS EMOJI:

Is it:

I am high fiving you over text

I am praying in a vaguely secular way for whatever you said to come true

I have my hands folded in front of me like I'm about to white person namaste

Some wildly unlikely other option

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[rigormortisvape500]

i said aristotle before david kidney did in legally blonde and when i found out i was right i got the hugest ego boost in the whole entire universe. quick .someone ask me to do fifteen year-old level maths to knock me down a peg

[laplaces-angel]

[rigormortisvape500]

my mum has aromatic spraying machines and they give me headaches

[rigormortisvape500]

at the club, straight up getting hit in the head by a heavy stick

[rigormortisvape500]

came into a philosophical position that really closely matches hit falling in reverse song where Ronnie goes ‘my life is like a video game’… What the nuts!