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obssessed with vampires and clowns and dolls and the like/occasionally i post art/ ive been told the way i reblog posts is "psychotic" so keep that in mind i guess/he him /🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪

[rigormortisvape500]

my views 👇

imperialism: BAD

Homophobia: BAD

9/11: NEUTRAL

ww2: BAD

[markovchaingang]

i'd like to formally apologise for my behaviour last night, which i can only describe as "fucking badass"

[bamfspock]

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

[bamfspock]

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

[bamfspock]

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

[bamfspock]

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

[bamfspock]

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[emailclub]

moaning

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I have been in 3 games

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

does that include your severed head in mk11

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Nno

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

then im sorry hsu hao but I think you were only in 2 games 😔 but that’s ok buddy, most of us haven’t been in any!

[emailclub]

what about my pancakes

[sailorbrazil]

this is not about you or your pancakes please read the room

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I was in Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance Mortal Kombat Advance and Mortal Kombat Armageddon I promise

[nvtxl]

club

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[big-ender]

[lokaror]

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

[deep-state-partisan]

Worry about it kitten

[graceebooks]

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️

[horrorcoreprincess]

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[highonoverthinking]

July wasn’t going so well for franz kafka

[ot3]

The video game history foundation has just finished scanning every copy of the neopets magazine and added it to their archive. Super cool!

Why we scanned every issue of Neopets The Official Magazine | Video Game History Foundation

It might be a little silly, but Neopets Magazine is an important slice of a different part of gaming culture.

During its four-year run, Neopets Magazine covered the latest news and strategies for the influential 2000s-era web game. It also had a lot of articles about Neopets merchandise and trading cards. In fact, it’s mostly ads for Neopets products. Or long articles about Neopets lore. At best, it is mostly an off-topic magazine. So why did we focus on this magazine of our archive? Simple: it’s about the game’s audience. Neopets was, arguably, the defining girl game of the 2000s. An entire microgeneration of girls got their start in the world of digital entertainment by raising virtual pets and playing Flash games to get Neopoints. [...] Notably, many of the magazine’s articles are about creativity and customization. There’s shades in here of the gameplay styles that have become more popular in the last decade with the rise of cozy games and farming sims. My favorite quirk of Neopets Magazine is in the audience survey that came with some issues. In one survey question, they asked whether readers bought this magazine at a clothing store! That would have reached a completely different audience than we usually associate with game magazines. Can you imagine PC Gamer being sold at a Charlotte Russe? The point is that Neopets The Official Magazine represents a different slice of gaming culture, one that we know matters to researchers and to our extended community.

[seealandraw]

HELLO I have a big bill coming up and I need some help paying for it! I am opening commissions, discounted comms are avaliable through my ko-fi shop, and regular comms can be requested w a new google form! You could also buy my comics from my itch or get a physical copy of Death is Not the End chapter 1 from my shop! please and thank you for the help :)

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[funkmclovin]

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked