BE WARNED: i am very annoying

obssessed with vampires and clowns and dolls and the like/occasionally i post art/ ive been told the way i reblog posts is "psychotic" so keep that in mind i guess/he him /🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪

[rigormortisvape500]

my views 👇

imperialism: BAD

Homophobia: BAD

9/11: NEUTRAL

ww2: BAD

[grendel-menz]

vampire x siren 2

[creatingblackcharacters]

Wdym the creator of Tumblr used nigga in a post whole chest out 😭

[creatingblackcharacters]

💬 5  🔁 1505  ❤️ 1485 · Can I use the word “nigga” if I’m quoting a song? Specifically, the extremely common gesture of sharing lyrics on a b

Referring to this post. I haven't been on here as long as the rest of some of y'all veterans 😭

[creatingblackcharacters]

Nah somebody fact check this one. No way. That's the guy?

[zhenya-grey]

[discoursedamaged]

have a terrible day

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[markovchaingang]

i'd like to formally apologise for my behaviour last night, which i can only describe as "fucking badass"

[bamfspock]

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

[bamfspock]

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

[bamfspock]

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

[bamfspock]

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

[bamfspock]

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[emailclub]

moaning

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I have been in 3 games

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

does that include your severed head in mk11

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Nno

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

then im sorry hsu hao but I think you were only in 2 games 😔 but that’s ok buddy, most of us haven’t been in any!

[emailclub]

what about my pancakes

[sailorbrazil]

this is not about you or your pancakes please read the room

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I was in Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance Mortal Kombat Advance and Mortal Kombat Armageddon I promise

[nvtxl]

club

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[big-ender]

[lokaror]

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

[deep-state-partisan]

Worry about it kitten

[graceebooks]

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️

[horrorcoreprincess]

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[highonoverthinking]

July wasn’t going so well for franz kafka