BE WARNED: i am very annoying

obssessed with vampires and clowns and dolls and the like/occasionally i post art/ ive been told the way i reblog posts is "psychotic" so keep that in mind i guess/he him /🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪

[rigormortisvape500]

my views 👇

imperialism: BAD

Homophobia: BAD

9/11: NEUTRAL

ww2: BAD

[sexchangedotcom]

a "mutual" is a type of animal predomenantly found in michigan, serbia, and the north of england

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

[animentality]

[nabwastaken]

okay fuck it, I was curious and bored so here's what happened

TLDR it was a prank on OP all along but the friends bonded so much that they actually started dating and somehow it got more fanfic-y

[mad-scientist-clown]

@laplaces-angel

@rigormortisvape500

Wow... reminded me of no one on particular at all

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[pillowspace]

This was written out in real time btw. I typed out the first half, paused, saved it to my drafts, went back to open their blog, then came back to type the rest

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[queer-as-city-folk]

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

[hkayakh]

XKCD for that

[shipsandtea]

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

[sunbleachedbitch]

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

[twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202]

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[rigormortisvape500]

they should invent infinite benches and put them everywhere #opinion

[sundit]

mini moon, second smallest dragon ive ever painted :3

penny for scale

i technically already posted this, but at the time i posted it i'd accidentally put a self imposed shadowban on myself?? didnt even know you could do that. so i thought i would give her a second chance because i still love her shes my emotional support painting <3

[girlfleeshouse]

Always, when she is old, the girl will for a moment imagine herself back again, in a house that contracts and expands, as if breathing, and she will think bitterly of the footman, who was her secret supporter.

[threedollarsdotcom]

woah i havent seen you since before we became wandering husks without names or faces