stop calling children demons

it doesnt make you sound edgy or anything molley | 25 | kc born & raised

[luntfontanne]

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

[treecitysessions]

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[adhd-vibes]

Hey just a reminder that thought crime doesn’t exist and pretending to have empathy is just as good as having it! You can be the world’s biggest dickhead in the privacy of your own mind and as long as you’re outwardly kind it literally Does Not Matter

i actually really needed to hear this. love this outlook, thank you.

[elvencantation]

#being nice is important #Bad Thoughts are just electric jello having an Experience (via @thursdayplaid)

[geek-22]

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[charl0ttan]

we need to talk abt the power scaling problem in playing pretend :/

[charl0ttan]

you cant just be invincible i GOT you i fucking got yoiu with my powers ok??????

[noartnowritingsorry]

Oh no…

[autistic-speedbump]

[cerine-abyss]

NO-

[elfhunk]

[facelessoldgargoyle]

prev tags soooo true

[parkchanwoohoo]

Cool how someone can wax rhetoric about their incompetent partner being unpleasant but I'm suddenly the asshole for being like, idk sounds like you're with someone who sucks. "You don't know them like I do" okay!! Notice how there's no way I'd know that since you haven't shared anything positive!

[parkchanwoohoo]

The bulk of heterosexual humor appears to be "joking rant about real grievances" and the expectation is you join in with your own (gendered) horror stories and when you're like "I don't have this issue and maybe you shouldn't either," you've broken an unspoken rule about joint suffering

[3cheersforthefabulouskilljoys-d]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST

[thickness-protection-program]

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

[thickness-protection-program]

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

[thickness-protection-program]

This is my new favorite compliment

[tetrapod7]

[enigmaticvariation]

Here's a zine I made a few months ago inspired by Folie a Deux!