mommy will never leave you

30 often described as perverse, brilliant

[fatalzap]

Here are my tags that I can’t lookup.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

It’s been thousands of years but still so AUGH that Achilles knew the weakness in Hektor’s armor because that was HIS armor looted from Patroclus’s body. Killing Patroclus was Hektor’s demise both from inciting the rage of Achilles But also because it led to the fatal weakness in his own defenses

[spiritsdancinginthenight-deacti]

• ○ |  egyptian “inlaid” eyes | ○ •

[egypt-museum-deactivated2021071]

Princess Nofret

Queen Nefertiti

Lector Priest Kaaper

Scribe Mitri

Prince Rahotep

Seated Scribe, Cairo Museum

King Hor Awibre 

Seated Scribe, Louvre Museum

[c---crow]

followers who have had/are looking to get top surgery!!! i highly recommend thinking about scar mobilization. many times a scar after soft tissue surgery will feel "stiff" or "stuck." this is because in scar tissue, the soft tissue layers partially fuse together:

luckily this can be reversed at least partially most of the time through massage. once the wound is completely scarred over, you can begin to gently but firmly massage across the scar with 2-3 fingers in up and down, side to side, and clockwise/counterclockwise circular motions (more repetitions than i'm doing here), you can also gently pull the scar if it's not painful:

start with very light pressure and increase as time goes on. this should never be painful, only sometimes feeling that "tight" feeling. again, the wound must be COMPLETELY scarred over, no scabs whatsoever. but you can start massaging as soon as that happens.

you can do these as often as you like as long as it's not painful, but once or twice a day for maybe 5 minutes is definitely enough

[c---crow]

btw this works for every soft tissue scar, not just top surgery. the same method is used for things like C-section scarring

[letatlin]

one american thing that confuses me are college application letters. why do you need to write yourself a tragic backstory to go to university, don't you have standardized exams? who's reading through all these bad high schooler essays?

[letatlin]

as opposed to someone's essay they wrote when they were 16, which is a permanent immutable window to their soul,

[artsekey]

I was telling my friends that for years I couldn’t take Star Wars seriously because “Darth Vader looked so stupid under the helmet”, and they were confused so they asked me what I thought he looked like. I proceeded to describe a purple, alien-skinned thing with horns all over its bald scalp. They informed me that was not, in fact, what Darth Vader looked like, and so I did a deep dive.

This lead me to realize that I conflated the face of Darth Vader with the face of a toy featured prominently in commercials around the time when I was a kid, so allow me to introduce you to what I thought Darth Vader looked like for 25+ years of my life:

Darth Boo-Bah.

[artsekey]

I want you all to know that I went to post this on the Star Wars Reddit and they fucking hated it. That’s why I stay here, where people know what’s absolutely fucking hilarious.

[raccoonmilf]

Once I was three margaritas deep to the wind at a beach club in Cozumel on my “day off” (in quotes because I’m always lookin n lurkin), and I saw a Pygmy raccoon grabbing an enchilada or something from an unsecured garbage bin and I was so upset. SO upset. And I’m just sitting there in my beach chair next to him (I deliberately choose to sit near the garbage) like “Hello? Sir? Do you know you’re endangered? Dont eat that!” And there were some other tourists who were now looking at me funny and I was MORTIFIED. So embarrassed. Because, and I quote, “I’m an idiot. He doesn’t speak English.” And then turned back to the raccoon and desperately went “Señor Mapache! Sabe que está en peligro de extinción? No coma!” In my very southern accent a la Peggy Hill.

Anyway, here is a picture of him I drew.

Pygmy Raccoon (Procyon pygmaeus)

[filthyprotozoan]

we deserved more than one episode of the buffyfaith want take have slaying clubbing crime rampage actually

[filthyprotozoan]

the wlw on wlw on wlw violence that was buffy caught between faith and willow in this episode. i love repression <3

[filthyprotozoan]

happy pride to "want take have" but i think they shouldve spent at LEAST six episodes in this arc just partying it up, "we're slayers girlfriend", cutting school, pissing everyone else off. whole big scene where theyre flirting with each other at the bronze and getting closer and closer and the musics getting slower, darker, heavier, meanwhile some vamp in the back is making off with their prey and you think they're gonna get away with it cause the slayers are too distracted exploring each other's bodies. then it cuts to buffyfaith tag team epic vampire kill, dust in the air, death as orgasm. very 1999 very queerbaiting but in all queerbait is a grain of truth. faith should only have killed a human AFTER slaying ten vamps in one night as a metaphor for making her come that many times. buffy's like "maybe we should take it easy for the night now and go home" and faith's like "no just one more." (you can do one more can't you?) then the mistake. then the horror. do you see the vision. this should have been more than one episode.

[byjove]

[charnel-grounds]

Ingeborg Bruhn Bertelsen and Svend Bille in The Vampire Dancer (1912)

[zoesupreme]

I think overall there will probably be devastating long term effects on the movie industry from a horror movie based on a youtube video based on a 4chan post making 7 times it's budget on opening weekend but I think the movie itself is probably preddy good

[zoesupreme]

what studios are going to take away from this, unfortunately, is not that building practical sets instead of green screen stages and taking a risk on a 20 year old first time director can sometimes pay off and elevate a really thin script into something more substantial. they are going to start asking themselves how do we make a movie out of that one post that says notice how there was no wednesday this week

[phytsera]

paleolithic yuri save me…

(ocs! the neanderthal is krsnós and the amh is dyēws :)

[shamebats]

[sunshinetheinspiration]

This site has a list of surgeons with no/high BMI limits for patients in the US, Canada, UK, and Australia:

https://fedupcollective.org/gender-affirming-surgeon-guide

Gender Affirming Surgeon Guide

[hellallamerican]

a lot of surgeons on this site don't actually operate on fat people or have stopped offering gender affirming surgery altogether. i reached out to every single surgeon listed for my region and none of them were receptive. thats not to say that there aren't still surgeons out there who will operate on fat people—with a little digging i found a surgeon and am now 8 months post surgery—but you likely won't find them on this website

[peashooter85]

A pair of ceremonial Chinese jade swords, Han Dynasty (206 BC - 220 AD)

from Quan Rong Gallery

[smegmafactory4prez]

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[kushblazer666]