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“𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝗼𝐫 𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐌𝗼𝗼𝐧𝐲“ || Griffendor || Libra || they/sheII bi

[thanosisadilf]

You could bruise the crevices of my fingers, and i’d let you, if it meant I could hold onto you as tightly and beautifully as I wanted.

[itsexclusive2]

[turquoise27]

I feel like I'm being punked

[nomorepostshere-deactivated2025]

The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age

[siriusorionblackiii-deactivated]

sirius: what did i ever do to you?

remus: *pulling out a list* i thought you’d never ask.

[marauders-quotes]

James: oh- my mum's calling, hang on. *answers phone* Hi mum

Sirius: ah- ahh! remus! remus, harder! *moans*

Remus: *moans aggressively* fuck, sirius! sirius!

Peter: *leans in next to James' face* say hello to her for me :)

James: I'll be right back. *hangs up*

James: what the fuck is wrong with you pricks

[x-aefx]

No one:

Sirius black (very angrily and aggressively) biting into his toast whilst giving a death glare to some poor innocent soul who was just asking Remus for the homework.

[apoetsworld]

*First Year*

James: do you ever want to talk about yourself? Remus: Nah Sirius: I do James: I know Sirius Sirius: I’m beautiful James: I know Sirius

[study-of-the-moon]

*Remus screaming in the other room*

James: Oh my Godric, Moony! Moony I'm coming! Get up Sirius, for Merlin's sake!

Sirius: It won't hurt him, he'll be fine.

James: What.

Sirius: He's just screaming at the doll's head I left in there.

Sirius: That happens to be engorged to ten times its original size.

James: That's brilliant Sirius! We need to--- I mean, not cool man, why did you do it without me? But I respect it regardless.

Sirius: *hand on his heart* There is no honour in a prankster's profession.

*Remus screaming again*

James: Oh yeah we better help him.

Sirius: *murmurs of agreement as they scurry off*

[strangelocals]

remus: *on the phone with sirius while waiting for him at a fancy restaurant*

remus: where are you pads? this place is fancy and i don’t know what fork to kill myself with

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

lgbt dividers

lesbian

gay/mlm

bi

trans

lgbtq

pan

ace

aro

nonbinary

original baker 8-stripe

please rb if saving!

[maryslouisv]

sirius: The prank will be done tomorrow morning.

james: We’ll make sure that it’s everyone except us five.

the next day, everyone’s wands are just random sticks from the forest except for James’, Sirius’, and Peter’s.

remus: you fucking asses.

regulus: how have you not killed him yet?

remus: ones my boyfriend and the other is basically my brother. wait.

regulus: shut up.

sirius:

james:

peter:

[afeelgoodblog]

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

[daweyt]

arabic poetry is so beautifully yet painfully romantic, i mean “they asked “do you love her to death?” i said “speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life" and “because my love for you is higher than words, i've decided to fall silent" and "it is not enough to say love in Arabic, you must say 'be the thing that buries me'" could have got jane austen crying and shaking

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[robot-hands-mccoolguy]

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

[krystal-prisms]

Damn son

[venusianphase]

hate going into a store wearing clothes i got from there, like i’m their little bitch or something

[woodmeat]

Me

[woodmeat]

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

[papigetbusy-deactivated20221012]

We not even trying no more here