Adventure is out there

Molly. Disney Enthusiast.

[nessa007]

It’s ya boy, Jean-Ralphio.

[stream]

Billy on the Street with Reese Witherspoon

[refurbthecat]

Guess who ate, then un-ate, what must have been most of a sock today?

It wasn’t even a good sock.

[wafflesforthemasses]

The fact that she’s got a cheesy smile on her face makes this 100000% funnier

[somanysiigns]

reblog smiling Kevin Jonas for 1000 years of good luck

[odairannies]

adulthood

[abitofmagic]

“I know my place! It’s time you learned yours.”

[queen-haiz]

me watching a romance, enjoying it but knowing fully well i’ll never experience that in my life:

[wdasgifs]

#I hope nobody answers  #me

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

I have crossed the horizon to find you. I know your name. They have stolen the heart from inside you. But this does not define you. This is not who you are. You know who you are. Who you truly are.

[stuckinreversemode]

#me trying to be an adult

[lilsebastian4prez]

[medievalthymes]

whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

[maplefiasco]

OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.

[crsinclair]

A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

[fairweathermyth]

First the Tamigotchis, now this? Get out of my store!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hey--friends]

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

[tastefullyoffensive]

[inkskinned]

okay maybe this is just me but ever get your nails painted, particularly if it’s been awhile, and suddenly feel about a million times more efficient and elegant. like everyday things like texting and typing and driving are like. how together is my life right now? honestly not very but you wouldn’t know that from looking at my nails