born of buzzards and boys @molotovandmortar - Tumblr Blog

kasiawoe

A commission I did for http://nevergonnatakeme.tumblr.com/ and their cute warboy Rook.

halcyon1796

I’m working..

legsandcompany

a toad 2 fill the void

askslit

Too many losers who can’t stand or do war properly.

(tagged by @xxlordbitchxx, original by @mapleleauf)

redemptivs

@molotovandmortar

furiosa looked mournfully over at Molotov with eyes that were green like green things in the world. “People die when they are killed,” she whispered, importantly, touching her hand to her hand like when hands touch.

#I can't even #this is the best post I've ever received and there's no way for me to do better than this #goodbye

warrpig

bad girls do it well

warrpig

Joe’s fingers dug into her hips when she wriggled back, but just as he thought of what he wanted to do next, he realized there was a slight problem with grip.

She didn’t have any fucking hair. Shit. He looked to the side, saw her myriad discarded belts, but they were a little too far away and he was far too interested in coming now to play anymore games with her.

He still had his, he realized a beat later. Small favors. Joe hauled it off with one hand and tossed it at her head, returning his grasp to her hips, digging his nails in. They were short, blunt, but broad and thick, and he wouldn’t mind a little more color to livin things up since he was up to his nuts in the only fetching thing she had on her person.

“Strap it around your neck,” he growled at her, pulling back an inch and jamming himself back into her, savoring the slap, admiring how the muscles of her back twisted and strained under her skin, “Choke yourself until I tell you to stop.”

He wasn’t going to tell her to stop.

molotovandmortar

This was bliss. If Walhalla was anything like this, she hoped all the more fiercely that when it came her turn to die, it would be full of rage and sweat and fire. Glorious enough to earn her way into the company of the old Warlords.

But this was hardly the time to be thinking about death, snapped from her thoughts when the heavy buckle of his belt collided with her skull. She flinched and grimaced, a sharp moan forced out of her when his hips slammed into the firm meat of her ass.

Choke yourself...

Molotov didn’t hesitate. Anything he wanted...anything to keep him inside, fucking the Aqua Cola out of her dripping cunt. She made a quick noose of the belt, and pulled it tight, until her breathy moans became faint and ragged, and color slowly started to rise beneath the paint of her face.

#warrpig #nsfw #bad girls do it well #SORRY THIS TOOK A MILLENIA

bulletfarming

Okay, now I love the idea of Joe/Farmer going at it with some random War Boys around to pass the lube, help the old guys with pillows and positioning, be targets, etc. Joe says "Shoot the War Boy instead."

molotovandmortar

kyikyikyi

Witness me.

black-griffel

Hatching training. #madmax #furiosa #furyroad #hatching #illustration #art #sketchbook #sketch

bassfanimation

Citadel Hygiene

Actually you know what? If the War Boys are raiding a nearby mall for black skater pants and silver spray paint, surely there’s a Bath & Body Works in there too. I’m…I’m going to pretend there is, and that there is an intricate shower system at the Citadel.

I’ve always headcanoned that there’s an area where the water system leaks, and people use that as a make-shift shower room. Strip down, stand under the cascades and wash yoself. There may not be soap, but water is still more than fine for cleaning up.

Plus, I’d have to think Immortan Joe would have standards. He wouldn’t allow “his people” to be utter filths. I imagine it’s not luxurious by any means, but I figure there is at least a way to clean the dirt from yourself. The members of the Citadel looked far cleaner than the Wretched below. There had to be some form of hygiene there. That’s sort of a basic thing in any society, and the Citadel stood for society (crappy as it was).

bonehandledknife

askslit COME ONNNNNNNNNN THIS IS JUST ASKING FOR IT

askslit

Wash responsibly!

yohunny-art

Art trade with @blatterburystreet ! She wanted me to draw Slit giving Nux Max’s jacket, since Nux doesn’t have as much warpaint as the other war boys which means not as much protection against the sun. Now what kind of lancer would he be if he’d let his driver go out without any protection against the sun or die historic without looking totally awesome.

I really hope you like it and that it’s at least somewhat similar to what you imagined! Thank you for sharing your amazing art and for being such a gal dang nice person to be around. (psst here’s her half of the art-trade if you wanna look)