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So I just finished reading the Guardians Annual featuring Yondu and Kraglin is in it but…he looks completely different.
This is Kraglin in the comic world
….He looks like Nightcrawler mixed with a fly.
Probably because Kraglin in the comics is originally a blue, hairy troll
getting comments on fic fuck yeah
literally ran out of words
still have story in my head
lmao nevermind made @youknowimgonnadieyoung some words
literally ran out of words
still have story in my head
Kragula Fluff Mixtape, Track 1
“Sure did a number on this one.”
Kraglin surveyed the remains of the m-ship that had just limped back to the Quadrant. It was in nearly as poor a state as its pilot, who was currently standing next to him dripping purple blood on the deck and seething in rage and embarrassment.
“It was the Sovereign who damaged the ship. Something about ‘Ravager slime who failed to deliver on their promised bounty’.”
Nebula fixed him with a pointed look that was rendered rather less effective than usual by the state of her face. Her nose was broken and her cheek had swelled up to the point that the implant around her eye dug painfully into the bruised flesh. She could feel the nanites in her blood swarming the area to repair the damage, but it would take time and until then she was stuck looking like a school kid who didn’t know how to pick her fights.
“I can fix it, but we’ll have to make a parts run. Quill wrapped the Milano ‘round another damn asteroid and cleaned out my stock puttin it back together.”
She nodded briefly in acknowledgement. He passed her a more or less clean rag.
“Yer bleedin everywhere. New captain gets real upset about that shit. Says it ain’t healthy for Twig to see people gettin beat all the time.”
“Your new captain is a sentimental idiot.” She took the rag anyway and pressed it gingerly to her upper lip to catch the worst of the blood.
“That’s what I kept tellin him when he was growin up. Can’t change that boy, though.” Not that he’d want to at this stage. Quill let himself care about people in a way Kraglin doubted he ever could. Somehow seeing him allow himself to be affected and even hurt by everything that had happened made Kraglin’s own pain seem a little easier to take.
He turned towards the hangar door, open body language a wordless invitation to follow. Nebula didn’t need to be told twice. If his own profile was anything to go by he wasn’t quite as good at fixing noses as he was at fixing cybernetics, but she still trusted him.
That night she fell asleep with her head on his shoulder and a bag of frozen fruit on her swollen cheek. It was frankly all a bit ridiculous. But it was also the safest she’d felt in years.
I don’t know how to feel about this via Shitty_Car_Mods
With the rise of self driving vehicles, eventually there WILL be a country song about how your truck left you too.
A few tips && tricks on fancy formatting
WITHOUT using html
First things first, a very easy way to make your text look fancy is to switch between big && small text, CAPITALIZED words && normal written words, && CAPITALIZED BIG WORDS and small text. As you can see this already looks somewhat fancy.
Now: If you want to format without html, the most easy way is to highlight a word && wait for these things to pop up:
What you can do with these things is bold, italic, strike, underline (technically that’s a link but whatever)
&& this big font thing.
Now I personally don’t really use these, I prefer to use key-combinations ( because for me it’s faster ): ctrl / b –> bold ctrl / i –> italic ctrl / shift / 2 –> big font thing ctrl / shift / 6 –> strike
ctrl / shift / 9 –> blockquote
Now these are the basics, but there are more. Most roleplayers like to use small text like the one I’m writing this tutorial in. But to use it you have to go into html mode and type <small></small> everywhere. Or, you use some more key-combinations: ctrl / shift / + (plus) or - (minus) ([you gotta try this one]–>small to make it big again (the usual size) just highlight the small text again and press the keys again [logic i know] ctrl / , (comma) –>makes your text go down ctrl / . (dot) –> makes your text go up
NOTE: when you use up/down, it automatically makes your text smaller. If you want it to have the same size, make the text big && then use the combination for up/down
Now we got that out of the way, let’s talk about text like this:
e̢͔̞͈̗̟͉͙̯̳̎͑̈̾̈̕͞x̰̪͋͗̓̎̃͊̎̎a̛͇̳̖̯͓͚͍͚͑͌m̵͍̞͂̐̓ͧͥͪͣ͒́p̪̪̼͚͔̎̂ͭ̀l͉͈͓̪̜̦̟͙̹̆̿͗̀͢e̷͚͙̭̰͉͉̒̅̂̅ͮ̀ and this example
You can find the first one here && the second one here (this side has lots of other fonts too)
Just copy and paste them ;)
The LAST thing you have to do is to combinate these things at will && voilá: a normal sentence looks FANCY wow && guess what?? You didn’t have to go into html mode once yay!! [just don’t over-do it]
So yeah, hope this helps :)
Nothing that has to do with formating but I thought I’d leave this here: symbols
EDIT: more combinations: ctrl / K –> link ctrl / shift / l –> horizontal line ctrl / shift / P –> Insert Photo ctrl / shift / K –> Insert Read More
EDIT EDIT: IF YOU WANT TO UNDERLINE SOMETHING, YOU DON’T NEED TO USE THE LINK OPTION. Simply press CTRL / U
Don’t talk to the Imperator and her pitbull ever again Part 2
part 1
@fangiit
“Hey, quick question. Why can’t I breathe?”
concept: Nubula frees Thanos’ children and she’s like “You need somewhere to go where your skills will be put to use and you’ll get money? I know a place” and she sends them one by one to Kraglin Eventually Kraglin becomes the captain of his own Ravager faction made up of a bunch of colorful girls who look all nice and pretty but will gladly beat the shit out of you for breathing in their direction.
Captain Kraglin…has a nice ring to it
tips for writing a southern accent
contractions are everything. just smash some words together and i guarantee you, someone out there’s said it
y’all = you guys. functions as a plural you.
all’a y’all = all of you, makes sure people know you mean ALL of them
you can get wild from there with things like these:
y’all’re = you all are
y’all’d’ve = you all would have
how’d’ya = how did you/how do you (meaning is implied by context)
and of course, y’ain’t = you are not
ain’t is the same thing as isn’t
you can use ain’t like ‘ain’t it funny?’
but you don’t use isn’t it, it’s usually ‘innit funny?’
wasn’t branches off into weren’t and wudn’t cos we have a tendency to drop the ‘s’
weren’t is usually used with a double negative = “weren’t nothing we could do”
wudn’t is when there’s no double negative = “wudn’t much we could do”
doesn’t branches off into don’t and dudn’t but there’s no rule that i can see for what to use when
‘don’t seem like much of a problem’ is used as often as ‘dudn’t seem like much of a problem’
going back to innit, there’s a tendency to tack an ‘it’ onto the end of words that aren’t already southern slang, this gives you things like innit (isn’t it) and lookit/lookat (used like ‘lookit him over there’)
also you can just straight up drop words if you the meaning can be understood without it
s’okay = it’s okay
‘m = in place of i’m (don’t use this all the time)
s’not = it’s not/is not
dropping more letters! if you can drop the ‘g’ at the end of a verb, that’s good. also, you can drop the ‘d’ from and if you wan’t to use ‘an’ but don’t over saturate your work with it. you can also occasionally drop the ‘t’ from the end of just, ending up with ‘jus’
you can smush together anything that’s asking a question with either you or to
hafta = have to
howta = how to
don’tcha = don’t you
won’tcha = won’t you
or if you want to get REAL southern ‘ain’tcha’ (used like ‘ain’tcha got something else to do’ = isn’t there something else you can do)
also, we have a tendency to not use the word ‘really’ to describe something, instead we use ‘real’
i.e. real big, real mean, real cute as opposed to really big, really mean, really cute
another phrase you can throw in is ‘and all’
used like ‘ain’t safe cos’ of the floodin’ an’ all’
ALSO I FORGOT: you can change anything that ends with a ‘ve’ except for i’ve into an a
shoulda = should’ve
coulda = could’ve
woulda = would’ve
i’da = i would’ve/should’ve/could’ve depending on context
uhh that’s all i can think of for now. if anyone has something to add on, feel free to do it bc i want to help fanfic writers write real southern accents.
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‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. ’ ‘ omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. ’ ‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. ’ ‘ don’t start buddy. don’t you dare. ’ ‘ gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. ’ ‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’ ‘ the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. ’ ‘ i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. ’ ‘ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful. ’ ‘ i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. ’ ‘ shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. ’ ‘ i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. ’ ‘ i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle. ’ ‘ i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. ’ ‘ i don’t have enough black clothes. ’ ‘ sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired. ’ ‘ i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. ’ ‘ me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. ’ ‘ i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous. ’ ‘ the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. ’ ‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired. ’ ‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ’ ‘ just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough. ’ ‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’ ‘ all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring. ’ ‘ hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection. ’ ‘ now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab. ’ ‘ i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old. ’ ‘ my new years resolution is to stop. ’ ‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ’ ‘ i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. ’ ‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’ ‘ hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? ’ ‘ i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever. ’ ‘ me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me. ’ ‘ girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? ’ ‘ anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. ’ ‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’ ‘ going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. ’ ‘ everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. ’ ‘ i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated. ’ ‘ hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? ’ ‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’ ‘ i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. ’ ‘ remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED. ’ ‘ why did we just accept catdog? ’ ‘ my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong. ’ ‘ you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. ’ ‘ i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything! ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. ’ ‘ honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin. ’ ‘ would an alien think i’m pretty? ’ ‘ i love boys, but only as a concept. ’ ‘ why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here???? ’ ‘ i identify as an inconvenience to the world. ’ ‘ i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao ’ ‘ dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap. ’ ‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’ ‘ don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol ’ ‘ what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. ’ ‘ i highly recommend never having feelings. ’ ‘ self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. ’ ‘ staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling ’ ‘ do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? ’ ‘ um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me? ’ ‘ date a girl who fucks everything up. ’ ‘ not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. ’ ‘ i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing. ’ ‘ a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ you can start again anytime! ’ ‘ all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. ’ ‘ i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. ’ ‘ you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? ’ ‘ i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. ’ ‘ tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. ’ ‘ first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down. ’ ‘ i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life. ’ ‘ i’m tired of things costing money. ’ ‘ don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? ’ ‘ who cares? do better, move on. ’ ‘ i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income. ’ ‘ appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb. ’ ‘ thnks fr th mntl llnss. ’ ‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’ ‘ i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here. ’ ‘ binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. ’ ‘ i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. ’ ‘ this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes. ’ ‘ i’m alive, but only ironically. ’ ‘ there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. ’ ‘ do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? ’ ‘ lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat. ’ ‘ my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’ ’ ‘ i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer! ’ ‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’ ‘ you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly. ’ ‘ you son of a mumford! ’ ‘ hi, i’m here to ruin everything. ’ ‘ you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead. ’ ‘ the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. ’ ‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’ ‘ no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. ’ ‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’ ‘ ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. ’ ‘ oops, i don’t care lol ’ ‘ why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. ’ ‘ maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ’ ‘ i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering. ’ ‘ concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content. ’ ‘ i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. ’ ‘ pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. ’ ‘ life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. ’ ‘ i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over? ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself. ’ ‘ whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. ’ ‘ new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. ’
I am so so so ready for black panther to kick my entire being into the next dimension
orphan squirrels | closed
@warboywhisper
“Can you do something for me?” Doreen’s voice was soft and calm. “Can you hold this shoe box. But be very careful. I have to go prepare their milk” Doreen mumbled softly. “It’s been a rough few weeks. They miss their mama”
“Very careful, yes.”
Whisper holds the shoebox, so gently, so cautiously, so terribly shy around the tiny helpless baby squirrels. Almost afraid of them. Instead of being alone with the squirrels, they follow Doreen to watch her prepare the milk. Whisper’s curious about it having never taken care of an animal before (and not terribly familiar with milk, either).
They peek inside the box. The squirrels are so small. They stick their tongue out, air-tasting. Then they look back over at Doreen. Different air-taste.
Doreen brought the not to hot milk over and an eye dropper. Gently she began feeding each squirrel. She continued until she was sure they were mostly satisfied.
“I don’t want to over feed them but.. would you like to try it? Just be very careful…”
Whisper takes the eyedropper and begins distributing drops of milk among the squirrels. “How do you know when they’ve had enough?”
“Do they fall asleep?” One of the babies appears to be sleeping now.
Rocket Raccoon - arrested, bound and muzzled
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- Rocket v1 #2