loves it

Kansas • Dogs • She/Her • Queer

[mom--friend]

just logging on to say im horrifically depressed xoxox

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[salty-red-mage]

[aradiiaa]

Unpopular opinion: Filler episodes are good because most of them provide a nice break from heavy plot lines and it’s fun to see what the characters are like in different situations and sometimes they’re just plain entertaining

[mom--friend]

I’m really fucking depressed and I have nowhere else to post about it so here I am lolllll

I’m pretty sick. I called out of work today bc of it. I still put on a happy face and went to my bf’s family Christmas. I barely ate, I was sweating bullets, but I fucking smiled through all of the small talk and bullshit. He started feeling sick too, so we left. All I wanted was for him to stay home with me and rest and do nothing but he’s left and gone to the movies with his friends. I just feel so dumb and useless idkidkidk

[foulserpent]

everyone who buys tumblr fundamentally misunderstands the fact that us clowns that still use this site use it specifically because its a no mans land in here and its structure utterly prevents a lot of the annoying crap on other social media. no premium nonsense, posts are in order, significant anonymity, etc. the userbase is uniquely hostile to change and will get up in arms about literally anything you do. every corporation who buys this site with different goals in mind is gonna have a bad time and end up selling it a few years down the line for chump change

[dylans-obrien]

tumblr is so dead lately bring back tumblr 2013 those were the days

[dylans-obrien]

i agree with myself

[tredlocity]

[jumex]

im educated but like…im still stupit

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m an unromanceable npc but you have the option to fight me

[geejaysmith]

You’ve heard of mlm, you’ve heard of wlw, now get ready for: pvp.

[invisblespacewhale]

Roses are red,

My eyeliner is black,

It’s 2019 and

[andrewbelami]

[ayrenn]

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

I read this in a very accusatory tone

[ayrenn]

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[cleotalk]

Today’s affirmation

[havingsecondthots]

😏

[wedding-shemp]

You stop that

[haelem]

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[whitepeopletwitter]

[solo-munroe]

“You have been a joy to raise”

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

Me When I Have No Free Time And No Resources To Do Anything: I want to do this, and this, and this, and this, and this…

Me When I Have Free Time And Everything I Could Possibly Need: Holy fuck everything is so boring, so fucking boring, I’d rather be eating cardboard right now but that might be boring too, everything is consumed by blandness, I’m not sure why or how I ever enjoyed things, I’m so fucking bored, I’m so bored *groans for 3 minutes straight and it slowly turns into a death rattle*.