Am I Hungry Or Sad?

Trans woman. 26

[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[fineillsignup]

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

[abysmallylost23]

[passivefan-deactivated20230702]

[sixpenceee]

The Blue Ribbon Eel has one of the highest casualty rate next to the Moorish Idol. These eels are quite unique. They are bright blue and yellow and resemble a ribbon, hence the name. They are also called Yellow Ribbon Eel and Black Ribbon Eel. Unlike the more common Snowflake Eel, the Blue Ribbon Eel is much more slim and has a very distinguishing face. They only get around forty inches, which is not very large in Eel terms. These seem like the ideal candidate for a reef tank stocked with larger bodied fish, however these require much more care then other Morays. (Source)

[sixpenceee]

Snow flakes falls softly into crystal clear water. Beautiful. Source                          

[sokkas-fan-lawyer]

I need this on loop everyvday

[komeadasleftnut]

OPEN RP

sans giggled teasingly, “I’m all yours komaeda..so quit playing around”

[rituelz-remade]

oh sans, i thought youd never ask!! im so… lucky! lucky to have an oppurtunity like this!! *puts on latex gloves*

[komeadasleftnut]

c-come on kid, quit the yapping. My bones are tingling for your touch

[rituelz-remade]

now now, sansy… theres no need to be so pushy!! but.. ah.. are you sure youd want to do this with scum like me..?

[komeadasleftnut]

sans whimpered with frustration “scum or not I want you to mess me up. Make me your naughty little skeleton.”

[rituelz-remade]

then let us begin! *komaeda smirks and begins pulling on sans femur* how do you like that you kinky little bone man??

[devilparty]

*Nicki steps in*

What is going on?? Sans?

[komeadasleftnut]

Sans whipped around shaking “nicki? Why are you here..I..I thoughtbwhat we had was over?”

[rituelz-remade]

Sans…. who is this??? *glaring daggers at nikki*

[komeadasleftnut]

Sans begins to sweat hard blushing “she’s just a friend! Nothing else just a friend!!!”

[rituelz-remade]

a..are you lying to me??

[komeadasleftnut]

*sans turns pale* no! I’d never lie to you babe..I swear!

[rituelz-remade]

i dont want to hear it. …. i cant.. cant blame you though. of course youd want to cheat on… scum like me.. im nothing compared to you.

[komeadasleftnut]

*he burst into tears* d-don’t day something like that! You aren’t scum! I love you komaeda, you mean everything to me please don’t leave.

[devilparty]

Heh.

*She avoids eye contact*

I knew you loved him more.

I’m sorry but it’s over, Sans.

*Nicki gets in her lamborghini and va va vooms away*

[komeadasleftnut]

*he falls to his knees an screams* WHY. EHY DOES EVERYONE LEAVE ME.

[manicpixiedickgirl]

Hey Guys Wats Going On Here Some Kind Of Secks Or Some Thing

[wereralph]

@staff heads up I’m suing because of the emotional and mental damages this post caused

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

earlier I was making pop corn and I put too much in the pot and then all the popcorn overflowed and one kernel landed on the stove burner and caught fire which was promptly smothered with a dash of salt so all in all a mundane experience

But as I experience things I just talk about them out loud to myself in a total stream of consciousness without really acknowledging my own thoughts

So Brie came downstairs like “are you....okay?” And I was like yes why? And she said she just heard the gradual sound of popping getting louder followed by me yelling “OH NO....I POPPED TOO MUCH CORN”

And then extremely calmly “ah. We have a small fire” bc that was apparently not the real issue

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

honestly the phrase sums up my week so i have committed this one to paper 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Why did I get a therapist when you’re out here validating me in a way no one else ever can or will

[catchymemes]

[i-put-the-bi-in-biohazard]

WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS SO FUNNY. I CANNOT FKKSKD

[trueloveistreacherous]

The Good Place Appreciation Week Day 6: Favorite Lesson/s

[popepauljohn]

[oxfordcommaforever]

In his autobiography, he talks about how he swears a lot and it always throws people off.

Reasons to miss him more.

[nahusnab]

MSA x Genshin Impact

Was about to draw Shiromori as Fatui harbringer with Murder Mystery but since Dendro/Plant character hasn’t been released yet in the game, I decided to draw em later.

[artsyfeathersartsyblog]

oh my goodness

[heilos]

I’m floored by how good these are, oh my lord

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Shrek (2001)

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Why is this so well rendered?

[alumx]

I’m fucking speechless

[mellie-mp3]

shrek speedrun

[shutyourmoustache]

Unmute to improve your quality of life.

[awed-frog]

“Many of you are writing about race, racism and white supremacy right now. Please use this chart to correctly identify Black Americans. Accuracy in how we identify folks is paramount always but especially right now.”

[leosuncancervenus]

I’m just gonna say it….there’s so so many comments on this like “this is a great resource for writers!! Definitely gonna use this for my writing!!” Like you do realize this is real life, right? This is basic real life information about real life people, you should be learning this so you understand the black race & ethnic groups and are not out here calling black ppl the wrong ethnicity, not just to add to your writing vocabulary for ur fics or whatever.

Edit: the chart says this is intended for journalists. This was supposed to be for ppl writing about real people. And y’all are talking abt how useful it’s gonna be for y’all to finally learn diff black ethnic groups for ur stories & ocs…

[papasmoke]

It is funny that Hitlers last moments of life were pure misery and terror before he blew his own brains out, it is funny that Luis Carrero Blanco was blown up by a bomb so powerful it sent his car flying over a 3 story building, it is funny that Ronald Reagan got shot and that his wound led to health complications that plagued him for the rest of his vile life, it is funny that Margaret Thatcher lived in constant fear of assassination by the IRA, it is funny that Mussolini ended life looking like a prized ham in the deli section, and it is funny that Trump might die from covid.

[papasmoke]

America is the least educated country in the world when it comes to American history

[badgraph1csghost]

For any of my followers who may genuinely have this question:

Gay people know Reagan as the president who laughed at AIDS and did nothing because “all the right people” (aka us gay people) were dying from it.

Reagan is the president under whose auspices the incarceration rate of Black people on drug charges ballooned to caricaturishly high levels.

Reagan is the president that abolished the air traffic controllers’ union.

Reagan is the president who espoused the flawed “trickle down economics” theory, cut federal funding for state welfare programmes by 80%, froze the federal minimum wage while taxes and costs skyrocketed, and established the capital gains tax cuts that set our corporate feudal state into motion.

Reagan is the president who gutted federal assistance programmes, purging the Social Security disability rolls, and caused my own grandfather to die because he could no longer afford to buy both food and medicine.

Then of course, there’s the Iran-Contra Affair, Star Wars (not the film, but the space based missile platform), school prayer, blah blah blah

But American History textbooks only remember him for “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall,” treating him like he alone was the force that united East and West Germany and brought the Soviet Union to its knees.

[nuevayor]

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[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[parakeet]

a bandaid to mend you and your blogs boo boos

[thedoomtrout]

Thank you…

[parakeet]

you’re welcome! give me your credit card number