MomentaiBro

FF XIV. Gaymer. Single. Denver Based.

[miiriya]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[candiikismet]

I could cry looking at this

[opalserraphiim]

just in case anyone is wondering, this is a town in china called furong zhen, in the hunan province!! it’s so beautiful and like massive

photo by pavel dvorak

[zyx3825-deactivated20200422]

[chestking]

When someone says they’re embarrassed about being a bottom

[hungwy]

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

[hungwy]

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

[hungwy]

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

[corvuscrew-deactivated20230509]

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

[hungwy]

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

[tamburina-deactivated20220820]

[ifitwerentforthatmeddlingkid]

When you have twenty minutes left of your shift and your manager is dropping hints that he wants you to stay longer

[calcifor]

[cybergata]

Toro with a bottle gourd.  Shironeko wants to pose with it too.      ゆうがお

[myselfsquared]

✨ Star-Fallen Animated Short ✨

Bonus: They’re fine they are happy, no gays die, I will never ever kill my gays.

[pousseyluv]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Harvard? Never heard of her

[maleffcent-deactivated20210217]

[lordeboy]

fuck it!!!!!

[littlesoulking]

🐻

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

WHAT IS THIS

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Fuck you, Bonnie

[stormbornstargaryen-deactivated]

[ohshit-personified]

This is and always will be the single most iconic moment in cinematic history and I will hear nothing to the contrary