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[autumncat]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone remember, no matter how cool the fireworks are, you will never ever watch videos of them in the future. Save your storage.

[slavery]

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

this is gonna be all of us in fourty years w our amazon echo brain implants

[deejay]

[astropathos]

[butlerbookbinding]

@kaiscove this was uncalled for

[hotboyproblems]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?

[paulsonsdern]

[veryfunnymemes]

[marsupialpudding]

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

[dirtandleather-deactivated20171]

i found my new favorite post on this website 

[theweirdwideweb]

“Time heals all wounds.” Me, a person with PTSD from child abuse:

“People only have power over you if you give them power.”

“People treat you the way you allow yourself to be treated.”

“Holding onto hate is like swallowing poison and expecting the other person to die.” 

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[mediamattersforamerica]

Shameful doesn’t even come close.

[mohtz]

wish you were here / background practice pieces

-ps these are drawn!

[mommastingray]

ps these are drawn

[sixpenceee]

When customers walked into Edeka supermarket in Hamburg recently, they were surprised to find that the shelves were almost empty, and the small handful of products that remained were all made in Germany. It seemed like the supermarket had simply forgotten to restock their produce until customers saw the mysterious signs left around the shop. “So empty is a shelf without foreigners,” read one sign at the cheese counter. “This shelf is quite boring without variety,” read another.

It turns out that Edeka, in a rather controversial move, had opted to solely sell German food for a day in order to make a powerful statement about racism and ethnic diversity. As a result, there were no Greek olives, no Spanish tomatoes, and very little of anything else that can normally be found in a typical modern household. “Edeka stands for diversity, and we produce a wide range of food in our assortment, which is produced in the different regions of Germany,” said an Edeka spokesman. “But it is together with products from other countries that we create the unique diversity that our customers value.” (Source)

[geekymerch]

It’s Geeky Merch’s 6th Birthday, and to celebrate we’re bringing you another massive giveaway! Some of the best geeky creators on the internet have come together with us to give you the chance to win some amazing prizes. By following us and reblogging this post before 20th August 2017, 4 lucky winners will have the opportunity to choose themselves 4 prize bundles each.

Prize bundles available

3 month subscription to Loot Crate. (Want to sign up? Voucher code ‘geekymerch’ gives you 10% off!)

Your choice of 3 pins and/or patches from Band of Weirdos

Euler’s Formula nail wraps from Espionage Cosmetics

Solar spectrum necklace from Boutique Academia

Harry Potter inspired Dementor’s Kiss candle from Nerdie Nifties

Wine chemistry stemless glass from Cognitive Surplus

Your choice of bronze skull pendant with a chain and display base from Fire & Bone

“Books! The best weapons in the world!” print from The Art of Flying

Pokémon coasters and keyrings with wall mount from Chocobo Square

Triforce Necklace, 8bit Heart Earrings and Triforce Bracelet from Koala Art & Design

A crocheted Pokéball, small Pokéball keychain and your choice of a chibi crocheted plushie of one of the 4 original starter Pokémon from Mostly Harmless Designs

Your choice of 4 sample teas from Nerdfelt

Star Wars inspired AT-AT Walker metal sign from Metallic Graphic

Riverdale inspired Jughead t-shirt from Bruce Loves You

Harry Potter inspired silver wand makeup brush gift set from Cookie Dough Deco

Princess Zelda’s necklace from Lightning and Lace

Game of Thrones mug and teabag tidy from Gallons of Ink

Wonder Woman inspired t-shirt from Jordandené

Stranger Things enamel pin set from Punky Pins

Your choice of 3 nail polishes from Incidental Twin

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[geekymerch]

Our giveaway ends tomorrow (18:00 BST on August 20th) so get your reblogs in while you can! Good luck 😊

[pleatedjeans]

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[owloftheforest]

This is what society needs, less stigma around gay people trying to find what everyone else does. For people who aren’t lgbtq to understand that we are just trying and if you aren’t attracted to us don’t take it offensively or weirdly and just politely say no. I wish I had the courage to give guys my number in public.